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One scene at the end was soooo very stupid......The writers are morons.

posted 11 years ago by The_ROUSes
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When Klitz was in college and his friends were watching the Sex Education tape with him, you hear someone say that his dick is so big, but it's a guy that says it. Shouldn't it have been a girl???...I mean Klitz likes girls, so I would think that him hearing that would not make him happy, but yet he was smiling. Was the guy gay?....I don't think so, so why would he be so impressed?

Rodents of unusual size?...I don't think they exist.

[–] DeceptiveFox 11 years ago

You're young. I can tell.

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[–] The_ROUSes 11 years ago

You're young. I can tell.

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Rodents of unusual size?...I don't think they exist.

[–] slicknickshady 11 years ago

It should have ended in the future with Matt and Danielle married. But a Sealed With A Kiss ending is pretty close to happily ever after in fiction.

[–] The_ROUSes 11 years ago

It should have ended in the future with Matt and Danielle married. But a Sealed With A Kiss ending is pretty close to happily ever after in fiction.

OK....That's not what I was talking about at all, but OK.

Rodents of unusual size?...I don't think they exist.

[–] KristenStewartForever 9 years ago

They should've married, yeah.

[–] nobodies666 11 years ago

lol it was funny

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[–] GardenStatement 11 years ago

I like to laugh at how cheesy that scene is and how it would never happen in real life because the kid would get ridiculed by his friends. That being said, I think it's a funny scene just because it's ridiculous, in a movie full of ridiculous moments. Just go with it.

But to answer your question, Klitz is happy because he is a shy, uglier guy that can find happiness in the idea that he has something going for him that others don't necessarily have. A big schlong.

[–] Minus_The_Beer 11 years ago

He was smiling because somebody recognized his large dong. What's so hard to understand about that? Whether they are gay or not, if someone sees my dick and thinks it's "huge" I'd be pretty pleased with myself.

[–] bigclaude 10 years ago

I have to agree with the OP. No straight guy is going to be THAT excited to see another man's penis regardless of how big it is. He even wanted to make sure he pointed out to all of his friends how excited he was when the guy with the big penis appeared in the film. The writers could have found a better way to pay homage to Klitz's big talent.

[–] The_ROUSes 10 years ago

I have to agree with the OP. No straight guy is going to be THAT excited to see another man's penis regardless of how big it is. He even wanted to make sure he pointed out to all of his friends how excited he was when then guy with the big penis appeared in the film. The writers could have found a better way to pay homage to Klitz's big talent.

Thank you!

Rodents of Unusual Size?...I don't think they exist.

[–] UnclGeorge 10 years ago

All guys have penis envy. Just watch TMZ for a week. Those guys talk about dick more than anybody else. And it's the GUYS talking.
But I think both GardenStatement and Minus both explained well why this scene works and is funny.

[–] nobodies666 10 years ago

I loved it. Alternate end sucks though

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[–] mcgill_j 9 years ago

ok.. so even if the GUY looking at Klitz is gay doesn't mean that Klitz is gay. But c'mon.. Look at porn titles like (which I've never seen but its epic legend) like "Long Dong Silver". Even if you're straight you do have to admit to some level of really is it THAT big?

I always took Klitz's reaction as he doesn't seem the most confident guy is that all of the guys are like "WHOA" in awe or maybe even a bit disappointed in their own sizes. Which gives him something more and its a big of an ego boost.

[–] IceUpSon 10 years ago

tbh i thought the movie started off really strong but then just started going down hill. But the sex education video was a unique twist

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[–] rp69 9 years ago

It's called penis envy. Nothing gay about it.

I remember about twenty years ago, myself and a fellow coworker accidentally caught a third coworker changing his clothes in the bathroom. When he turned around, his dick was literally dangling between his knees. He was Rom Jeremy big. we were both in shock, and still joke about it til this day. What made it even more memorable is that he was only 5'2" at about 125lbs he was scrawny to say the least, yet he had a big fat cock as big as any porn star I've seen.

That story is pure penis envy, as I am totally NOT gay.

[–] roboh-1 8 years ago

I put it down to this video having a massive amount of word-of-mouth. You see the excitement of the people when they get the tape. You see them getting together like some sort of party to watch it. And likely a lot of this word-of-mouth is thanks to the size of his tackle. This mystery guy is some sort of legend. When people see it, they can't help but say WOW!

As for Klitz, he is basically a loser through all of the movie. To be this mystery legend, and not have other people know it is him, he'd be feeling like some sort of superhero.

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