Lyrics!

Many years ago, when I was so small
I slipped into a music hall
How was I to know curiosity
Would cost me my… virginity

In a single night I learned all the facts
About the birds and bees and tit for tat
I remember seven Turkish acrobats
Who taught me an unnatural act

I was out to play with the entire band
I had them all right in my hand
The pianist confessed to me
There was a horse in his family tree

A contortionist seemed to get his kicks
Forcing little me into the Chinese splits
Girlfriend, the trained dogs were quite a treat
They thought moi was a bitch in heat

I was gagged and bound by a psycho clown
I’m not into marriage but I’ve been tied down
Either way the jugglers were living dolls
And they taught me how to juggle all their balls

I learned how to expose my derriere
Show my legs and- bam- get them in the air
Yes I often stop, thinking to recall
Life is like a music hall