Funniest moment in the movie - Black Knight (2001) Discussion

[–] martingf_85 19 years ago

when he goes to the "bathroom" in middle age thinking he is in a hotel and then he encounters..well...imagine a middle age "bathroom"

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[–] bazziemaletoo 19 years ago

when he points somewhere behind the bad guy who wants to strike him down and shouts 'BEHOLD'

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[–] hurricanecomingthrough 19 years ago

when he's trying to use the chair and he leans his elbow on one of the sides and says 'is thias how you use it??' i guess you have to see it.

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[–] lankeymarlon 19 years ago

I think the whole 10 minutes or so where he thinks he is in a hotel/amusement park is really funny. But as soon as he realises that it is real the movie quickly becomes really rubbish.

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[–] Zeuss101 19 years ago

"Is that all you possess?"

"Take the biggest guy in the world, smash his knee and he'll drop like a stone" - Road House

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[–] Gandalf_is_cool 19 years ago

The part where he totally freaks out when he finds out what year it really is.

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[–] yarmen12 12 years ago

"And I am not a dawg."

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[–] scum555 16 years ago

yes

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[–] djanimor 14 years ago

So many funny parts...

When he runs into the guy he thinks is homeless. And the guy offers him food. Martin almost pukes and exclaims: Man That Ain't food it's Roadkill!

The Bathroom scene...You can't expect people to wipe their a$$es with hay and pay money! There's poo on the hay!!!

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[–] desifir667 14 years ago

funny

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[–] goku123456 19 years ago

i'd say the roman bit at the end

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[–] ye_river_xiv 19 years ago

I like the part where he says "No, I'm implying she's taken an interest in me."

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[–] ArielThomas 18 years ago

when the guy dumps the other guy's head in poop (dont know their names)

may be if I was stupid like you I would care but.Im not so I dont.Tootles

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[–] nick2903 18 years ago

the whole movie was funny coz the movie is a joke

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[–] lewis-sadiqi 18 years ago

Oh....my damn.....you know how to make a brother feel welcome.....LETS MAKE IT HAPPEN!!!!!!! WHY DO YOU DISROBE.....

Long live our deposed Queen..........POWER TO THE PPL !
The look at the guys face was funny

Thats TIGHT !

Moor...Ill cut your tongue and feed it to the dogs.....hahaha just playin...aint she fine....watch me work

Cmon ppl that wasnt funny.....obviously this movie isnt going to win an oscar...its just a comedy......

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[–] jansenm 18 years ago

i like the part where he give knolte 2 bux to buy tic tacs and a bar of soap and he chucks it in the fire.
but wats even funnier is when
Jamal: whats thats?
knotle: tis food
jamal: tis road kill man!
hahaha

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[–] rellis24 17 years ago

My wife and I liked the part where Jamal threatens the townspeople with fire, and one of them says "We HAVE fire...."

Now we say it around the house whenever it fits the situation---We HAVE milk....We HAVE a car....and we just bust out laughing with each other.

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[–] moz_oz 17 years ago

I too laughed at the part when the bad guy was going to hurt him and he cried out "Behold" and pointed at something in the distance.

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[–] countrycory06 17 years ago

everybody forgot the part where he first comes to the castle.
guard: who be ye?
jamal: who i be i? i be stompin yo ass you put yo hand on me one mo again!

haha, kills me everytime

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[–] the_firestick 17 years ago

when he is in the bush with knolte and when the guy says
i want my grog pick it up
skywalker: you dont wanna be messing with me cos i will stomp a hole in ur ass
(slience) by both men
skywalker: its a insult dumass

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[–] reverendtom 16 years ago

"Thaughts TIGHT!"
This movie is frigging hilarious.

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[–] gutta_rose 16 years ago

when they were singing ''dance to the music'' and the one guy was like "boom boom, boom boommmmm" singing it like a opera song, lol

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[–] Voridor 16 years ago

BEST LINE IN THE MOVIE

See now thats how brotha's need to be treated
And talk to ya boy, cause punk jump up to get beat down
Ill Holla!

lmao!!!!!

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[–] wise_rita 16 years ago

#1. BEHOLD!

#2. "Your daughter's a freaaak"

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[–] blaque108 16 years ago

I like the part where he thinks he's in a hotel and then he wants to use the bathroom and find out poop is all around the seat. Then I like the beheading part, he thinks it is all an act and then discover it was a real head.

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[–] hecantune 16 years ago

What you been eatin'? Spoiled nachoes?

That white girl came on to meeeeee!

There once was a great king, who said ... "ow! ow! ow! officer, ow-ow! (bzzz!) Aaaaah!

See, this is why you shouldn't drink your own urine.

(Jamal leading a military style sing-along while training the villagers to fight):

King Leo's got a great big castle! King Leo's got a great big castle!
And we're going to shove it right up his @$$ hole! And we're going to shove it right up his @$$ hole!

There's no laws in this place. Anything goes! It's Thunderdome!

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[–] ohmyhead 15 years ago

There once was a great king, Rodney King!, who said ... "ow! ow! ow! officer, ow-ow! (bzzz!) Aaaaah!

There. NOW it is funny.

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[–] nymichael2002 16 years ago

funniest part of the movie???
None! this movie was terrible...huge disappointment.

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