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Favorite Line In Movie

posted 20 years ago by marc_amyotte
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What are your fav. lines in the movie. Here are mine:

When Gwen and Kiki are in the bath together:

Kiki: My line in the yearbook was 'Hey, We have to talk'!

When Gwen and Kiki are talking about Hector's small dick:

Gwen: Handsome, he can go for hours. I just wish he had a bigger you know, thingy.
Kiki: What do you mean?
Gwen: It's like a role of quaters(sp?). Like this - or maybe like this: (roles down lip stick)
Kiki: (discusted)Okay!

LOL Priceless

ps: if this was aleady mentioned as a board, don't jump all over me.

[–] DuKe_rOx_mY_soX 20 years ago

i like:

GWEN:~~~~I'm on pain medication, that makes me say things I would never say otherwise.(HECTOR nudges her)... Oh, and Hector's very well endowed.

HECTOR:~~~~Yes, I am... I have had complaints-literally.

and then of course:

LEE:~~~~And Kiki, your sister- America voted her off the island, but no- SHE'S BACK!!! and Eddie-the film-the critics love it! No really, their calling it "The Blair B**** Project"!

Love it.

[–] onion_gurl 20 years ago

My favorite lines were:

Eddie (to Gwen): You're the devil.

Gwen: Kiki, what was the name of that movie?
Kiki: I don't give a s**t!!
Eddie:..No..that wasn't it.

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[–] twelve_monkeys 18 years ago

Hector: Pussy boy gonna go splat

Hector: honk-it

Eddie: I'm a paranoid schizophrenic i'm my own entourage

"I love hitmen. No matter what you do to them, you don't feel bad"
MARV

[–] valleester 18 years ago

Eddie: I was pulling out the prickers!

[–] kariboh 18 years ago

Ah, the ever popular quotes forum....

Eddie: -about Gwen- She's close...She's in the next room, I can feel her.
Lee: She's in a cottage outside.
Eddie: I could feel that. She's close.
Lee: It's in the back of the hotel, nowhere near here. (or something to that effect)

Lee: She had an entourage.
Eddie: I'm a paranoid schizophrenic, I am my own entourage.

Wellness Guide: Meck a leck a hala baaad beam sala beam. (I say this ALL the time at school now)
Eddie: ...What is that, bean salad?...

Hector: -to Gwen- I will go, and I will personally protect you, in case *beep* bastard tries to kill you again, okay?

Hector: -to Gwen- I love you so much. I want to marry you, and then I want to make something with both of our skins.

Gwen: Your pillow is better than mine!!!

Gwen: -about Eddie- He's gonna jump!!
Lee: He's NOT gonna jump.
Gwen: I told him I was gonna give him the divorce papers!
Lee: *beep* he's gonna jump!

This is a great movie.

-Here's to changing my signature too many times.-

[–] shannonmarie05 18 years ago

Dear Mom: *beep* you.

LMAO

[–] lambeaugal 18 years ago

Something like: "I'm gonna kick your ass"..."Who are you?"..."I'm the ass-kicker of you". OMG...I thought that was great.

"Go forth and multiply...not you though, you're annoying."

[–] natrassy 18 years ago

i'm a paranoid schizophrenic. i am my own entourage.

life is a cookie

i dont know what it means. it's very old.

i wasnt nominated for a golden globe this year!

is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
actually it's a gun.

[–] Rolad 18 years ago

Gwen: Kiki! Kiki!

[–] Jeff-01 18 years ago

I tried to just walk away, but he kept pushing so, I hit him in the tray with my face.

[–] twelve_monkeys 18 years ago

"is he gonna be ok?"
"...life is a cookie"
"I'll take that as a yes"

"I love hitmen. No matter what you do to them, you don't feel bad"
MARV

[–] marjorie-hillman 18 years ago

I agree with jmuscato's choice, but also I like the bit where Lee rings up Gwen, who has not turned up at the restaurant. It goes something like this:-

Lee (speaking to the switchboard operator) : May I speak to Holly Go Lightly please?
Danny: Who's Holly Go Lightly?
Lee: It's Gwen's codename, it's from "Breakfast at Tiffany's."
Danny: What's that?
Lee: It's a movie, it's a great movie. You know, Hepburn.
Danny: Yes, Katherine.
Lee: Do me a favour and don't tell anyone you're in the movie business.

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[–] CaSSandraLyNN 18 years ago

mine were

Lee: Okay. Siegfried and Roy just left the building.
Danny: Siegfried and Roy are here?!
Lee: No. Not the real Siegfried and R... It's a code. *You* wanted to play this stupid game, you schmuck.

Lee: Gwen, your dog just swallowed the window washer.
Gwen: Puppy!
Lee: Puppy? It's a raptor.
Kiki: Time for prozac.
Lee: She's taking prozac?
Kiki: If only, the dog.

Kiki: I bet you've never read a book in your life.
Gwen: Ha! I read *all four* of the Harry Potter books!

Gwen: Kiki? What was the name of that movie?
Kiki: I don't give a *beep*
Eddie: No, that wasn't it.

lol i love that movie

[–] the_little_fellow 18 years ago

Eddie: "So I hit him in the tray with my face"

Eddie: "Someone you share the rest of you life w- SHE GETS THE COTTAGE AND I GET THE SH**Y LITTLE SUITE!?"

life is good - enjoy it while you have one : )

[–] adri278 17 years ago

A line that always makes me laugh is when Lee is talking to Stanley Tucci's character about Gwen and Eddie and he starts talking about how it would be great for publicity if Eddie killed himself at the premiere and Lee gives him a look and he says: "I'm joking. Or thinking out loud. Whatever."

"Can't I make you understand? You're having delusions of grandeur."- Glinda, Wicked

[–] bec_ormston 17 years ago

I like the whole scene with the limos and deciding who is to go first! I think its hillarious and plus it leads up to that fab view of the hotel with Witchy Woman playing! mmm :)

High on a hill with a great big d***o!

[–] EwingAngel 17 years ago

Something like: "I'm gonna kick your ass"..."Who are you?"..."I'm the ass-kicker of you". OMG...I thought that was great.

TOTALLY AGREE!! those two were hilarious

"I always get what I want" -JR Ewing

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[–] armd_rt_wingr 17 years ago

My faves were:

Gwen: I'm sorry, he's Spanish.
Lee: It's okay, I was Spanish once myself.

(After Lee going back and forth between the limos)
Eddie's Driver: I still don't see why we have to go second...
Eddie: JUST DRIVE THE CAR!!!

Also,

Eddie's Driver: You know, some people say I look like you; well I don't look LIKE you, but I project an image of you, like a youNESS-
Eddie: Would you put that partition up?
Driver: Yes sir, Mr. Thomas

That movie was brilliant, right up there with Wag the Dog and Bowfinger.

I'M AN ALBINO!

[–] selkn-asrai 16 years ago

Without a doubt--

"Dear Mom, f ck you."

Genius.

"Now, bring me that horizon."

[–] guitarken 16 years ago

I love when John Cusack says "Entourage?! I'm a paranoid schitzophrenic - I AM my entourage!".