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Jacking off in an armoire



THis is probably a stupid question, but what does that mean? and why does he say it to her then?

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He's basically saying that she was driving him crazy especially with her idea of showering together everyday, he thinks of her often and he's asking her if she knows what it feels like to masturbate in an armoire (the closet with doors that George put around the toilet), which probably doesn't offer much privacy.

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Ok Thanks...

I thought it was something like that.. but just wanted to be sure.

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I understood that, but what does he mean when, right after she answers him, he says, "You're off...you're way off." What is he talking about there?

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She thought he was gay

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well why the hell was he *beep* men in the first place

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wow you seriously didn't watch the same movie I did... some movie lover you are!

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YA thnx Spacy i got that he was doing it for cash u idiot but im woundering why he was doing its not like he was some homeless kid....& i bet ive seen more movies then u so shut up!

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idiot huh? :-) maybe... at least I can spell... he was doing it for the drugs also...

...and maybe you have seen more movies than me, I certainly couldn't commit to the name movie lover...frankly I couldn't give less a damn about who has seen more movies you child.

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pat on the back cuz u can spell or at least have extra time on ur hads to use spell check............im sure im older than u too

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Clearly sarcasm is an art lost on you... I called you a child based on your childish responses, I could also care less how old you are. I'm 24 so if you are older than me then your extra sad.

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u obviously do care....u obviously cant sleep at night knowing ur sarcasm is lame and UNfunny...cuz u keep trying to argue with a "child"....& 24 is a little too old don't u think...dont u have friends or a job??

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This argument is what's getting lame. If you can't bring anything new to the table don't bring anything at all.

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20 YEARS LATER & THATS UR COMEBACK????

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i just dont have anything new to say...i think that your an idiot and it's not very likely that your going to agree with me anytime soon so piss off

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UNLESS UR BRITISH...DONT SAY PISS OFF

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maybe I am you stupid f*(ktard

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NO Brits are smart and ur just an idiot who doesnt know when to die...lets see at 24 u should have a job or at least some friends

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What the hell would make you think I don't? And what would me dying have to do with anything? I call you and idiot and you tell me to die? You need serious help.

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& u need friends

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you need a life...

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AT LEAST I HAVE FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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no offense but if you have friends than why do you waste your time arguing with an adult?

seriously what are 12? just drop it already and get back to the topic of this post.

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here here!

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Hahahhahaaahhahahahahaha.
HAHAHAHHAHAHA.
Unbelievable.


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Supernatural!! Hellz yes! lol sorry...was reading your argument with that...anti-british dude (You totally won that argument btw) and noticed ur sig...i'm gonna shut up now.



Also, by the time you finish reading this, you'll realize it's my signature.

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huh? speak in complete sentences please. what guy was 24 and what argument?

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sry i thought you may have actually been getting back to the topic, guess not.

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i <3 u!

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Pretty dumb but still quite funny to read!
Spacy, you definitely won the argument! Everything you said was just right, you have a quick wit and a delightful sense of repartee!

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Dude. That was one of the worst cases of getting trolled that I think I have seen on here. NEVER FEED A TROLL! LoL

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You know how right at the beginning of the movie sam looks like he's hanging himself in the closet?
Well first off all, he's not hanging himself.. he's actually masturbating you obviously don't see it. so yeah... he actually jacking off in an armoire. if you're confused to why he was hanging himself while doing so, i really couldn't tell, apparently it makes it feel better, who knows

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Auto-erotic asphyxiation?

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He's been....mmmm....thinking of her while he's in the "bathroom" of the garage. Remember when the inspector came and made him enclose the toilet?

This will be the high point of my day; it's all downhill from here.

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