The survivor


I was really impressed by the survivors performance, he was such a good sport about how bs his show is and a surprisingly good and funny actor for a reality TV guy.

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One of the truly great debates of the modern age, pitting survivor against survivor, each ardently making their case as to whose survival was most impressive, whose survival most powerfully surpassed the limits of human endurance. Did you see our show? It was called The Holocaust! Ah, maybe one of the best lines ever uttered in a comedy show.

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"Sometimes we didn't have a toilet."
"A toilet?! We had to sh*it in -40 degree snow!"

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"Did you guys have a bathroom?"

"A bathroom?!?"

"We didn't have one."

"We had twelve people at a time would go and sh-t!!!"

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"Therewas no gym. I couldn't work out."

"Workout?!?"

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