When Caillou is an adult in the real world he's going to get eaten alive
His first day in New York City, fresh from graduating from the Moody Bible Institute:
CAILLOU: Hello! Caillou would like to find employment and make money!
(NY businessman sizes up Caillou, knows everything he needs to within 5 seconds.)
NY BUSINESSMAN: Well, hello there, young fellow. So, you want to make some money?
CAILLOU: Oh yes! Very much! Money! Money! Moneeeeeeey!
NY BUSINESSMAN: Well, that's no problem. You came to the right place. How much money do you have right now?
(Caillou pulls out his checkbook and looks at the ledger. He has $9,000 -- his life savings.)
CAILLOU: Caillou has this much!
(Shows ledger to NY businessman.)
NY BUSINESSMAN: My goodness, that's a lot. But you need to make more than that. Here's what you do. Write a check to me for $9,000.
CAILLOU: But...that's all the money Caillou has.
NY BUSINESSMAN: You said you wanted to make more money, didn't you?
CAILLOU: Well...yes....
NY BUSINESSMAN: Well, this is how you do it. You use this money to buy more money. Everyone knows that.
CAILLOU: But...Caillou needs to buy food and pay for rent.
NY BUSINESSMAN: Rent/shment! What do you think the landlord is going to do? Throw you out of the building or something because you didn't pay the rent?
CAILLOU: Caillou not know.
NY BUSINESSMAN: This is New York! Everyone is friendly here. Besides, you will make twenty, no FIFTY times that by next week! Just write that check to me.
CAILLOU: Well...okay....
(Caillou writes the very first check of his life...which in all probabilty will also be the very last. NY businessman looks on approvingly.)
NY BUSINESSMAN: That's it, very good. Now, do you have any credit cards? I'll need those as well.
(Caillou obliges.)
NY BUSINESSMAN: Oh, and a Social Security card, that would be a big help.
(Caillou hands over his Social Security card.)
NY BUSINESSMAN: That's a nice wallet....
CAILLOU: It was gift from Caillou's grandparents.
NY BUSINESSMAN: Really? Hand it over. And those clothes? Take them off and leave them there.
(Caillou takes off all his clothes.)
NY BUSINESSMAN: Okay, that's great. Now, go back home and wait for my call. You're going to be one happy rich fellow!
CAILLOU: C-C-Caillou c-c-cold.
NY BUSINESSMAN: That's right, you'll be swimming in cold hard cash. Now, it's time for you to go so I can get busy buying you some more money.
(Caillou turns around with a confused look on his face and goes off into the New York streets completely naked. He has not been seen or heard from since.)