Kevin Smiths wife?

She didn't fit in at all, she was like an old dog compared to the others. She was passible in Clerks II as a love interest for an average looking middle aged bloke but as part of a group of sexy young hoes in black leather? No.

I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture.

Is it because you love the cock?

The real tragedy here is that not only is she very average looking at best, but I listen to the SModcast that Kevin Smith does, and his wife really comes across as a horrible shrew. He makes a lot of comments about her rampant misandry. A perfect example is when he told the story of one of his male dogs screwing one of his female dogs, as animals do, and she started in with stuff like *beep* men, typical male bulls*it!"

Sorry, but if you're not very goodlooking and luck into living a life without worrying about money, the least you can do is not be a total see you next tuesday.

No, Ali, and most of all Shannon and Eliza blew her off the screen.

Smith's wife basically forced him to cast her in that movie, as he said in the DVD extras, probably by withholding sex or something. Luckily, she didn't have much screen time.

She wasn't bad in Clerks II because she was just playing her own annoying self.

I thought she was playing their mother or somthing. I was like "Holy *beep* She's hot for a 50 year old!" Then I got a good look at her face and realized that she was only an average looking 50 year old.

Wherever you go, there you are.

I agree 100%. I didn't care for her at any capacity in any of his movies with her in cast in it. I agree with all the other statements as well. I'd still do her in the butt, but with the lights out.

What I find interesting is that at the time of the shooting and release of "J&SBSB" she was *far* better looking in real life than she was in the film - when my SO and I saw it in the theater we both turned to each other and said, "Is that Schwalbach?!?" (her maiden name and the name Smith refers to her in public) because she looked far worse then in TV/doco footage. I think one of the reasons is that she's "Supermodel Thin" in the film which doesn't help her tall & lanky body shape - she had their daughter (who "played" Baby Silent Bob at the beginning of the film) not long before, so over-exercising to regain her pre-baby weight/figure very well might be a factor.

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