my life story in a movie

ok so besides the psyciatric lockup and killing people this is basically my life story ever since Andy moved nextdoor to me and i've been trying to get him to sleep with me. I really don't know if he's stupid or just can't take the hint becasue I hit on him on a daily basis. Oh and his wife Lila is going to kill my I dont know if she'll run me over - even though she's obsessive wiht her car but she is going to kill me