I can't even follow the logic.
So ignoring the whole "it's no longer a vintage laundry press but rather a virus" and the crappy "COMPUTERS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY" feeling we all have...
The kids come back from spring break, have a five-minute assembly, then IMMEDIATELY get on a bus for a trip? What?
Why was nothing said about a kid parking a Rolls Royce Phantom right by the front doors, windows clouded over with pot smoke?