I'm Jason Bourne

I'm not like this movie at all. That guy Matt, is a piece of shit. He makes me look like the incompetent anti-gun freak he is. I'm a professional assassin, for golly's sake.

And where the hell is Carlos?? I tear my brains out because of him, and you guys act like he's irrelevant.

I'm offended. And I'm coming to kill you. And Carlos.