Merkin!?!?


I'm sorry but isn't that a merkin, clearlt visible being worn bu the lovely (and i'm sure amazing) Emily Mortimer in her revealing scene with Dermot Mulroney?
It just looked very fake "down there"

somebody back me up here

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I doubt it. It looked like a lovely, full, natural bush, just like all grown women are supposed to have.

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I saw the movie awhile ago, but I don't remember thinking there was anything unnatural about her body.

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I must agree with you, I thought it was a merkin too.

HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED IF EARTH IS ANOTHER PLANET'S HELL?

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I thought so too! I just watched the movie last night. It has to be a merkin, because unless I am seriously lacking in that department, I don't see how one that big is possible.

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I hope so.

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No it wasn't a merkin. Never having seen natural body hair on a woman, thats a little sad.




''Mary: I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy''

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It may have been--but don't forget the nude scene in "Life of Brian." The woman in that scene was just as bushy but seemed completely natural.

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Pretty sad how so many of young males only experiences of female nudity are brazilian waxed women in porn that they can't even recognise what a woman looks like au natural!!! *sigh*

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what is sad about it??? a big hairy bush is the grossest thing, men don't like them and who wants to go down on that??? my experience is that men like them shaved or at least trimmed up, or they won't so oral, and that is sad!! if that was natural, she needs to trim it up!!!

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Wrong on all counts.

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The helmet covers the merkin he wears for a moustache!

Nothing exists more beautifully than nothing.

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dollfacecrafter, the most diluted person on the internet. Do little children point and laugh as you shuffle down the street wearing your helmet?

Yes... Healthy natural bush. Next thing you know women will stop shaving their arm pits, nay, they *should* stop shaving all together. It'll be the polar extreme retaliation against the japanese androgeny movement as seen in their so many Final Fantasy games...

Ironically, Japanese porn usually feature more bush than Western porn... They're like the Europe of south east asia.

And yes. I've seen lots of porn. If you think most men (helmet wearing or otherwise) don't watch porn, then you don't know men.

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I'll reply to the left post next time.

Nothing exists more beautifully than nothing.

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I thought it looked nice. Nothing grose about it.

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Someone said: "what is sad about it??? a big hairy bush is the grossest thing, men don't like them and who wants to go down on that??? my experience is that men like them shaved or at least trimmed up, or they won't so oral, and that is sad!! if that was natural, she needs to trim it up!!!"

Well, if it was real why would she have to trim it up...it's not like she was expecting someone to give her "oral" now was she? Geez! She was acting in a movie. How does oral freaking sex come into play here?

Why should women be made to feel ashamed of their natural bodies? "Grossest thing?" To a pedophile it might be, and I'm sure you are not one of those right? Ok then.

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When I was 26 I had a bush just like that, and I have Polaroids taken by my husband to prove it. I don't think it's unusual at all, especially if you're brunette.

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The "public?" Sounds like someone's into too many rigid unguents!

Nothing exists more beautifully than nothing.

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I'm a woman. I think she needs to trim it. Trimming it isn't "the little girl" look. Little girls have no hair. And it did look fake--not just because it was a lot of hair but because it looked like it was cut out with a pair of scissors and applied like a phony mustache.

There's none heart so black as the black black heart of the phony leper!--Monk

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maybe its a goatee? ... i hear it takes weeks to make a merkin. each one is custom made for each actress and if wardrobe are lazy they just cut up an old beard

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You are bl**dy hilarious! I'm still chuckling! Cut up some beard!Hoo hoo! By the way everyone else, I'm a 28 year old female and while I don't go in for the shaved/waxed child look down there, there is NO need for anyone to have a bush like a bearskin busby like that! It must have been fake - no actress who gave a damn about her public pubic would be seen dead with that if it was real. And I'm all for the natural but not the caveman monkey-look down there. It's just so untidy, hot and messy. Time to groom I think...

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i knew this film was going to have a thread (or more) about this heh. :)

i actually thought she was wearing something as well (i don't know what a merkin is)
maybe it's because she's so thin, the lines of her body suggest she's wearing something, which she probably isn't.
anyway i thought you could hardly see the bush anyway + that's much better than bald or a tiny, tiny line..

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I hate merkins. it used to be when they showed nudity, you saw the actresses actual bush. Yes, she was that hairy. Now you never know because the actress could just as easily be waering a merkin. I came onto this thread to find out if anyone had any inside information on whether Mortimer wore a merkin or if that was her actual bush. They make them to convincing these days and the camera is always too far, unfocused or the shot lasts too little to tell.

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Agree with you Ludwa...never heard of "merkin" but definitely believe something was worn. So that he could criticize it.

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