Can these pansies hold their liquor?

I watched this movie. I excused the terrible effects, poor acting, nauseating dialogue, that crazy black guy (the actor obviously asked for his motivation and the director answered, "Mother ****er"), the flaming mustachioed man, and the seemingly mentally handicapped heroine of the film, but one thing sickened me above all else. Something so intrinsically heinous that I had to stop for a moment just to process the intense wave of nausea that overcame me as I sat there disgusted to an entirely new level. I have been disgusted before, perhaps like that time a dead bird landed in my mouth, but this was the worst thing I have ever experienced. I witnessed some stupid mofo collapse from drunkennes after TWO SHOTS OF VODKA!!! WHAT A PATHETIC FREAK! WAS THIS MOVIE WRITTEN BY BAPTISTS!?! A single damned beer has more alchohol content than that pathetic swill! Utterly disgusting...