need less language, need less movie - Crocodile 2: Death Swamp (2002) Discussion

[–] antimatter235 20 years ago

hey, they were supposed to be badass and in an annoying situation.

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[–] murdoc995 19 years ago

HAHA!!! Priceless!

SPANK YOU VERY MUCH!

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[–] eiga_ga_sukina_hito 19 years ago

This is a terrible movie. It really is the dregs.

BUT the leader of the criminal gang is hilarious. Lines like "Where`s my motherf**ing stuff." just crack me up. Evrytime he speaks its like a parody of certain crime movies without meaning to be.

And that fake crocodile looked like it was on wheels. Absolutely hilarious.

films this bad just make u apreciate how great great films are

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[–] murdoc995 19 years ago

AMEN... someone actually listens to me.

SPANK YOU VERY MUCH!

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[–] randommesspaul 18 years ago

You can play the mother****** game, try to count how many times the main badass guy says mother****** If you want even more entertainment, try to compare that to the total of all other swearing from him in the movie .... great fun.

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[–] Archie_Leech 17 years ago

Cracked me up too! The Black guy says *beep* every other line.
My favourite part: Group of people catch sight of said crocodile in a river, camera pans along each person's facial reaction until it gets to the last one, the black guy, who simply says: *beep*
Comedy gold

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[–] krisamerica1984 17 years ago

Shut the **** up and fly the ******* plane you stupid ****. Classic line from the main bad guy I have renamed 'mother****** man'. The fact that he is in a helicopter when he says that line is amazing. Bring on crocodile 3!!!! MFman should return from the swamp of death as a half croc/human hybrid who can only communicate through profanity!!!

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[–] krisamerica1984 17 years ago

Shut the **** up and fly the ******* plane you stupid ****. Classic line from the main bad guy I have renamed 'mother****** man'. The fact that he is in a helicopter when he says that line is amazing. Bring on crocodile 3!!!! MFman should return from the swamp of death as a half croc/human hybrid who can only communicate through profanity!!!

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[–] Archie_Leech 15 years ago

that would be *beep* amazing! mother *beep*

The call him Jerry the nipper, he likes to sneak 'em when nobody's looking

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[–] shawnjames_2000 15 years ago

are you kidding? Next to Heidi Lenhart, the profanity is the best part of the movie. Without it It's just "perfect Stranger".
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[–] trigger_cairns 18 years ago

this film actively put me off using the word mother******

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[–] jiwasz 18 years ago

Look at it this way. You could turn it into a drinking game. Take a swig every time you hear a beep. Everyone will be passed out by the end of the movie and so much the better that they don't remember.

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[–] eiga_ga_sukina_hito 17 years ago

That is a *beep* excellent idea my freind. I might try that. Would work wit h Pulp Fiction too.

Only problem now is i really dont want to part with cash for this piece of sh** of a movie so ill have to wait for it to be on TV again.

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[–] yankeesfanatic180 16 years ago

Seriously though. The charm of the movie is based fully on the fact that the guy was so painfully stereotyped and cursed so frequently. He's one of those rare gems in movies.

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[–] sanbg2 18 years ago

Need more nudity.

“Well, my days of not takin' you seriously are certainly coming to a middle.”

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[–] jack9930 16 years ago

I thought this movie was great. People on here don't seem to know good movies anymore.

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[–] Roxy08005 15 years ago

these are some ruthless people... the scene where the fligh attendent is like "this women needed medical attention" and the guy shoots the women in need of help with no remorse i'm like Damnnnn!

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