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100 things learned from scary movie 2

posted 12 years ago by bubix14
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100. 'Kinky' is Alex's middle name, BITCH!
99. Playing 'Shake Ya Ass' on piano is cool!
98. Peeing on the carpet makes Megan a bad, bad girl.
97. Sometimes, you have to give kids candy.
96. Ever seen a bird dick this big?
95. Parrots are hung like bulls.
94. The parrot knew Shorty's mom and he f@#$ed her last night.
93. Caretakers have deformed hands.
92. Women give ghosts crabs.
91. Having a wheelchair race with a ghost is dangerous, but cool!
90. When Hanson refers to a wing, he means the turkey.

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[–] ayhaga 11 years ago

89. squeezing a little tight and then letting loose is a good way to exercise
88. you can still reprise your role in a sequel even when your character dies in the original
87. it is gay to talk about your past experience
86. poos are demons
85. skeletons are not scary

[–] evildeadmitch 10 years ago

84. People who always start these list can never finish.

[–] mymonkyStylelife 10 years ago

83. Ppl keep tractors in the freezer.
82. Ppl leave ppl in the freezer.
81. Ppl would rather use 2 cans & a string to call for help with no one on the other end.
80. U can tie ppl to ur back & run.
79. U can have sex with ghosts.
78. When I look inside someone's head thers actually is a person inside of it.

[–] aer71367-313-155069 7 years ago

77. Wednesday panties on Saturday? Not good.
76. Sometimes when women are scared they will go all Charlie's Angels on you!
75. Don't even think of taking a cat on in a fight!
74. Being in a wheelchair will give you freakish flexibility.
75. Veronica Cartwright is a very funny actress!!