100 things learned from scary movie 2
100. 'Kinky' is Alex's middle name, BITCH!
99. Playing 'Shake Ya Ass' on piano is cool!
98. Peeing on the carpet makes Megan a bad, bad girl.
97. Sometimes, you have to give kids candy.
96. Ever seen a bird dick this big?
95. Parrots are hung like bulls.
94. The parrot knew Shorty's mom and he f@#$ed her last night.
93. Caretakers have deformed hands.
92. Women give ghosts crabs.
91. Having a wheelchair race with a ghost is dangerous, but cool!
90. When Hanson refers to a wing, he means the turkey.
BRAVE Change your fate 06.22.2012