I'm Just Not Impressed...

Hmmm. Mark Savage's movies just don't captivate me, and S.N.A.K. has turned out to be one of the more disappointing efforts from the man that i was really eager to see. Yeah, the trailer is cool - but unfortunately, the actual movie doesn't live up its hype (At least for me). There's just nothing here that grabs me in; its as if Savage is content to make 'genre' movies that feature occasional violent scenes and constant cameos from his brother, with nothing else to warrant watching them.

I love horror/exploitation movies just as much as the next fanatic out there; part of what makes these films amazing is that they're impossible to forget, and S.N.A.K. just wasn't a memorable experience. There's nothing else to say about it, unfortunately.

"Cain and Abel will go to Heaven... if they can make it through Hell!"
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