Its just so *beep* and proves yet again that Australian cinema is the worst in the world. Films like this make me embaressed to live in this country. Just....horrible. So horrible.
"Somtimes there's so much beauty in the world, i feel like i can't take it." - American Beauty.
It's based on a comic book, that virtual no one knows of. What did you expect?
shareWell, if the world ends tonight I don't want my last movie to be 'Subterano'...
Hell would be a blessing compared to this :D.
He he, when I realised it was an Aussie movie (it was either when someone spoke or when we see the first Sydney cityscape - I can't remember which it was) I knew it wouldn't be any good. And that's really sad.
We've been outdone by Bollywood. Daren Hinch says: "Subterano: shame, shame, shame..."
hey plenty of good moves are made from comics obviously this was not one of them
I'm with you on that, It is an absoloute stinker of a movie, Why else would it be aired on new years eve on tv i guess? Australian cinema is not the worst in the world however, but this is a serious embarassement to it.
shareIt was so bad that it was good to watch. Like watching a car crash. You can't help but look and be interested heh.
Anyone know the first song played during the credits?
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I liked it, it was much better than some of the crap they've been pumping out from hollywood!
shareI loved it. It was one of the funniest movies i have ever seen. I wanna know how the guy lost his head, I looked away for a couple of seconds and this guy has no head WTF.
shareYou talkin about the kid who was walkin real funny with the stick? He was like really walking like he had somethin crammed in his cram hole!!! Sorry this was a really stupid movie and it is on my TV right now. Funny? No way was this FUNNY!!!
shareThe voice told him to stick his head in the "orb" to see what happenned to his friend Monkey. After he saw the death of Monkey and the other blond kid, the orb shut in and chopped his right off.
shareWow... and I mean that in a bad, bad way. Bad as in bad, not bad as in good. Just, bad. Wow.
Whoever made this should be very, very, very, very ashamed.
Hey, lets not start knocking Australian cinema because of one average film. Australia has come out with some truly amazing movies in recent years. If I was Australian, I'd be pretty proud to be associated with their cinema. Every country , even the best film producers, has a few sour eggs. As far as this movie is concerned, I'm sure there is an audience out there for this too. Those who like quirky, sci-fi humor might get a few laughs out of it.
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If I were on a quest to find the worst movie ever made, im pretty sure I just found it. I watch alot of movies, and have found alot of really crappy ones but this one takes the award. Freaking awful. All but two of the actors are crap, and the plot of the movie seems as if it were wrote by a little kid on drugs.
shareI agree with your defense of the Australian film industry even though I didn't like this movie. The country that brought us "Walkabout" and "Muriel's Wedding" has much to be proud of, even if this isn't another example. I also can see how some people would like "Subterano." I enjoyed both "Lawnmower Man" films, even though most folks hated them.
shareThis is like that episode of "Seinfeld" where they're looking for their car in the garage the whole show, except his lasts an hour and a half instead of 30 minutes and it's not funny at all.
shareThis movie was horrible, it was 4 in the morning and this was on Showtime I should have been asleep but instead I watched this garbage. Horrible music, ridiculous costumes, I just cant explain how much bad it was especially the end fight ugh no thanks
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