Possible Wishmaster 5 Wishes


If they ever decided to make a Wishmaster 5, what wishes would you love to see twisted?

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i dunno but anything that involves alot of blood and guts. and sum naked women

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Here are some ideas I had:

1. A XTRO-esque wish.
2. Sex change wish.
3. Remember how Jafar(Aladdin) wished to become a genie? Similar but twisted.

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haha the sex change one would b funny. lol


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Any other opinions?

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The Djinn meets an upstart garage band, and the lead singer makes a comment to the effect of "We wish/want to be the biggest rock band of all time!" The Djinn says, "As you wish..."

Suddenly, it's the 1960s, and the band are dressed in mod fashions and have pageboy haircuts and British accents. A member of the band yells, "He turned us into the *beep* Beatles!" An amusing end titles sequence could have them resolutely striking up "I Wanna Hold Your Hand".

EDIT: Oh, and IMHO the "wish to become a Djinn" thing would kinda rock as a plan to trick the Djinn. ("I wish we could have a fair fight!" or "I wish I could sympathize with you.") Djinn vs. Djinn could rock the cosmos. :D

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Any other ideas?

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DUDE that other one was really sweet, the Aladdin-like wish Jafar makes, I would LOVE to see that, it'd be cool and creepy and twisted!!

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But with this Djinn it would be more likely that the band mates would gain five or six hundred pounds, becoming morbidly obese and quite literally become the biggest rock band around.

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The sex change wish is a good idea but it needs to be in a way that the wisher gets screwed. Like the sex change happens but that was never the intent to become a girl or guy.

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How about wishing the Djinn back to his hell dimension...





*Earth First! We'll strip-mine the other planets later!*

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I wish Andrew Divoff would come back as the WM

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"How about wishing the Djinn back to his hell dimension..."
they did that in the first one and she came with him, it didnt end the way the one wishing wud hope it wud

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I wish there is no Wishmaster 5.

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Finally a fun post! I was sick of hearing people complain about movies. I got to thinking that the wishes get twisted because of the Wishmaster's ill intent right. I mean the way the wishes are interpretted are questionable. It would take someone else's mind to interpret them. It's not like the Wishmaster interprets them literally. He interprets them so he can do some damage most of the time. Howabout a movie about a sickly pale dark character who awakens the Djinn. Say that this lonely characters wishes to be wanted and starts being taled by stalkers and rapists. This character enjoys whatever torture comes her way. First look beyond how morally wrong it may be and imagine how creepy it would be to see this dark woman being raped and then smiling and then killing her rapist or stalker. From what I've seen so far the Wishmaster has only come in contact with good natured people. What if he came into contact with someone selfish that likes to dish out pain like the Wishmaster. The main character starts asking questions and more about the Wishmasters are revealed. I think it would be awesome to hear some more idealogy about the Wishmasters. Where they come from and what stipulations they have. I like the idea of a human becoming more Djinn-like. So this human sets out to learn more about them and use her wishes to become one somehow. I don't know. Just an idea.

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void cool idea

the other one

WOrld Peace. seriously how does one twist that around.



easy all countries blame their problems on the one who wished for world peace so everyone in the world turns on that person.


and to let you all know never saw a wish master movie saw about 30 seconds of number 2

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1. Rich and powerful ( guy finds himself tied up in a chair and a gang enters asking him for the money he owes them for their share of the drug trafficking, man gets shot 1000 times from 10 different angles )
2. Biggest dick in the world ( It becomes so big the guy loses all his blood from the rest of the body )
3. Wants to see his family again ( Goes to hell )


It's not a lie if you believe it.

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I am reminded of "Bedazzled" with Elizabeth Hurley...

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cmon u got that idea of world peace from that episode of xfiles with the rug genie

Doctor: I like bananas. Always bring a banana to a party. Bananas are good!

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How about this wish: I wish you never existed! then they show flash backs of all the movies and in the end they show all the djinns dying. How's that!

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Ah, but they are not able to change that which is eternal. We learn that in the second movie when the awaker tries to make a similar catch-all wish. She cannot just wish the Djinn away forever. (After all, what kind of movie would that be? It would be over in a matter of minutes.)



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WOrld Peace. seriously how does one twist that around.
get rid of all the people.

"The founders of our nation were nearly all Infidels."
-Rev. Bird Wilson

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This discussion reminded me of a funny story:

An old man is sitting in a dark alleyway, he has no idea of who he is, how he got there or what is going on. Then suddenly, a genie appears before him and tells him "it is time for you to make your third wish". The man thinks for a while and realizes that there is one thing he wants right now above all else. He tells the genie that "I wish I knew who I was". Before granting his wish, the genie pauses, slightly confused telling the old man "interesting, that was your first wish".

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Uh huh! I'm guessing you got that from Planescape Torment?

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I have this mental image of a guy seeing the Djinn's true form, and groaning, "Why couldn't you look like one of those hot belly dancer genies?" :D

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I've had this idea for a while... someone wishes to have the power of a Djinn. They specify the power only, so they don't actually become a Djinn and end up confined, a la Jafar.

"Done!"

Then the person painfully discovers that the human body cannot handle the power of a Djinn, and they explode or melt or something.

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Basically the Wishmaster 5 needs:

Some kind of boob wish gone wrong.
That sex change one suggested on the first page.
A final battle between the Djinn and someone who wishes to become a Djinn.

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Basically the Wishmaster 5 needs:

Some kind of boob wish gone wrong.
That sex change one suggested on the first page.
A final battle between the Djinn and someone who wishes to become a Djinn.

You read my mind man.

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I once watched a cartoon where a kid made a wish about dinosaurs...(...ignorance kills...)

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I got a good 1:

a kid wishes to be the only child, so he gets more presents at christmas nd birthdays but he does not say "the only child of his family" just "an only child" so all the other children in the world dissapear!

"help me god-"
"-THIS!...is god"

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My wish would be that they stopped making Wishmasters after part II.

I'm against protesting, but I don't know how to show it.

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I have one:

Someone would wish that we had a different president and Djinn would make himself the new president, therefore hearing everone's wishes in the whole world, therefore charging his red gem, and eventually conquering the world!

spoilers!

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The easiest "screw the Djinn" wish would be to wish the Djinn had to wait 4 billion years to hear the next wish from the one who freed him. By then the sun would be exhausted, the earth all dead and the Djinn would have nothing to take over...lol

The Djinn's have stated you can't wish against them directly because the prophecy circumscribes that angle of attack. The way I took that line was the prophecy takes precedence and overrules any wish against the Djinn. In other words, the prophecy prevents the Djinn from self destruction.

I do like the one about wishing to be a rival Djinn, then kicking his butt back into the stone.

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I'm Robin Morningstar (wikkipedia me, imdb me, google me, go ahead).

I have personally taken it upon myself to pitch a Wishmaster 5, so I figured I'd announce my presence here.

Seems the thread has died out and I'm a little late.

But I'm liking the Djin vs Djin angle, had a similar thought, although I'm not sure how it would fit into the story I'm crafting...

Same with the sex change, but I'm having fun playing with it.

Some things I'll share so far from the spec script...

"I want me and her to be together forever."

Bang. Siamese.

"I want to be able to fly."

Bang. They become a gargoyle and Djin's pet/assistant.

"I want to be inside her."

Bang. He gets cannibalised.

WISHER: I want her dead.
DJIN: Incredible. That's very direct. Very straight forward. Very... I don't think this has ever happened to me before. Can you wish for that in a more round-about way, or put it nicely so I can... Give me some inspiration here.

WISHER: I wish for infinite wishes.
DJIN: I have been around since before there was time, and no one has ever yet tried it. I need to savour this moment... No.

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Goddammit, my life is boring. Every day is exactly the same. I wish something would change.

*GRANTED*

Sex change.

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