I already posted this list on YouTube, but wanted to add . . . .
I mean Top 10 faves in terms of beauty, sexiness, and/or possessing a great body. NOT my opinion of them as wrestlers. Who cares about that?!! Except for a scant few, most of them were a laugh riot they were so bad.
In 1986, I was younger and hornier. Now I'll be fair. (BTW, did you ever see Palestina when she wrestled Tina with no bra on? Mercy!)
10)Palestina 9) Scarlett (Southern Belle) - look at her body in the "Good Girls Don't" music video 8) Ashley Cartier 7) California Doll -my favorite G.L.O.W. girl ever 6) Americana - see reason #9 5) Sally the Farmer's Daughter 4) Little Fiji - another killer bod! she could make me melt simply by walking past a camera. for a small girl she had some nice curves. 3) Hollywood 2) Tina 1) Little Feather -kills me to think I never found her sexy . . . THEN! Now that I look at her, she's GORGEOUS in every way! I'd marry her in .002 seconds!
10. Jungle Woman - beautiful 9.Little Fiji - pretty 8. Susie Spirit -Great body 7. Palestina - Another great figure 6. Debbie Debutante - Hottest Cheerleader 5. Hollywood - Pretty in pink! 4. Star - Muscle bound beauty 3. Attache - Sexy in an unconventional tomboyish way 2. Vine - Curvy punk girl 1. Spanish Red - Perfect in every way. 10/10!
10.)Col. Ninotchka 9.) Jungle Woman or Ashley Cartier (tie) 8.) Americana 7.) Hollywood 6.) Suzy Spirit 5.) Tina Ferrari 4.) Vine 3.) Spanish Red 2.) Little Feather 1.) Little Fiji
I based my list on looks, wrestling ability and character appeal. I realize there were only three or four real wrestlers on GLOW (and none after season two), but there were some who were athletic enough to fake it better than others. All my favorites came from Seasons One & Two. (Probably because Seasons Three & Four were too wretched for words.)
TOP TEN
10. Amy, The Farmer's Daughter: Not a great wrestler, but she could fake it better than most. Also, she always looked like she was having fun.
9. Jungle Woman: She was a pretty decent wrestler, but Nature Boy was just weird.
8. Ebony: She was a good actress and an okay wrestler. She was only on two or three episodes in season one.
7. Spanish Red: Very good wrestler. I've read where two former GLOW wrestlers said she was their least favorite to wrestle against because she "got too into it."
6. Attache: Good wrestler and a good actress. Her character was fun to watch.
5. Debbie Debuatante: Not a real wrestler, but a good gymnast. Really pretty, too. (Susie Spirit was a bad wrestler and kind of annoying.)
4. Palestina: Awesome wrestler! She was nuts!
3. Tina Ferarri: Probably the best overall wrestler.
2. Vine: Loved her! I don't know why, but I do. And it alwayd bugged me that she was so overshadowed by Hollywood.
1. Ashley Cartier: Not the best wrestler, by any means. (Tina usually had to save her butt.) However, I loved her character.
HONORABLE MENTIONS: Americana, Hollywood, California Doll, Ninotchka.
BOTTOM FIVE
The Southern Belles: Such terrible wrestlers that all they were ever allowed to do was get pounded on. Scarlet was a little better than Tara, so I don't understand why she was the one who quit to do porn.
Tiffany Melon: So bad. Couldn't wrestle. Couldn't act. So bad.
Vicky Victory: Awful wrestler, and her smile was so fake. It looked like she was in pain.
Stinky: What was her deal? She was part skunk or something? Whatever...
Zelda the Nerd: Lame. And her voice gave me seizures.
Sir Miles Headlock: Not a wrestler, but he was awful. I had to turn the sound off sometimes.