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Lt Zofia vs Special Agent Tanya


Which of the two fine actresses who portray these characters would you rather have sex with? I'd pick Lt Zofia any day of the week...do I stand alone?

"All they sacrificed for me...poured out like water on the ground"

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Definately not my friend. Aleksandra Kaniak was smoking in that PVC catsuit and that ruby red lipstick. Much more seductive than Agent Tanya.

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I have to agree, Tanya was too butch. You gotta love the slavic english accent, and the lack of english...it adds to charm!

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Give me Eva. She was wayyy hotter than both.

"Banana Hammock!"

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Zofia? heh
Tanya was much better I think.

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If you played Yuri's revenge you would say niether, because Lt. Eva is better than both of them. If you haven't played it I suguest that you finish the Allied Missions on it and watch the last video clip. You get to see her is a white dress and she shows off her beautiful body.

P.S. all three of them are very hot.

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ROTFL.. russianspeaker, are you gay? Unbless you are you shoul knew that women were, are, and always will be men's sex objects (among other things ofcourse), and there is nothing wrong with that.
When we are discussing so-thinly portrayed characters as such, what do you expect us to discuss about them? Some imaginary Tanya's great intellect she didn't show? or how fast she can shoot? ;-)
If you don't like the subject dont read it, has anyone forced you to read it? Go away with your political correctnes, why even bother to post in here? :O

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If that is not the intent of the game then do they give the player hints of flirting and why do they dress provocatively?


Explain that one Einstein.

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i am a woman and im straight. And i am not somoenes sex object nor do i want to be. and i can post in here if i want. Who made u dictator of the boards.


This thread is about Tanya and Zofia, while it is NOT about *you*.
Creators of the characters "Tanya" and "Zofia" have put a lot of effort to make them appealing to someone's imaginations and strictly as objects of sexual desire. Yet again - it had nothing to do with *you*.
We all know Tanya and Zofia are there for the viewing pleasure of young boys playing the game. Hence they are 'sex objects'. Are you in that game? NO.
Clearly the subject of this thread is NOT about you.

So: go away! :D

PS
You say youre nobody's sex object? I dont know is it really good thing for a straight woman ;)

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well, my previous nickname was "youre_an_idiot" lol.
Pun intended as well ;)

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Why has no one noticed the Soviet newscaster? She's pretty hot too...

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Because she didn't flirt with you...lol. :)

I personally liked all of them...but if I had to pick one,I would go for Zofia...you can't resist a woman in leather. :-D


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Zofia by far

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I can't make up my mind...I wouldn't mind both...
But I kinda like Tanya better(purely subjective thing).
:)

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I'd take Zofia any day of the week. Also, about a month after I played the games, i saw a show on cinnemax or whatever, and this is what i saw
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://images.celebritymoviearchive.com/members/thumbs/a/Aleksandra_Kaniak01%40Hotline_Hannah%27s_Surprise-LunarScan533.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.celebritymoviearchive.com/tour/movie.php/4543&h=480&w=704&sz=24&tbnid=FLdZcU2TVzFUZM:&tbnh=94&tbnw=138&hl=en&start=1&prev=/images%3Fq%3DAleksandra%2BKaniak%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26safe%3Doff%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official_s%26sa%3DG

its a long link, but its worth for those age 18 and over.

"But I'm not in the closet..." - Tom Cruise

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Better yet, I'll let you do all the work: Just do a Google Image Search for Aleksandra Kaniak. If you are old enough, be sure to turn the safe search off, and enjoy. Or if you like the agent Tanya, just do a search for the woman who played her.



"But I'm not in the closet..." - Tom Cruise

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hahaha, great link :)
I guess the pics ( http://images.celebritymoviearchive.com/members/thumbs/a/Aleksandra_Kaniak01@Hotline_Hannah's_Surprise-LunarScan533.jpg) are not taken from a deleted scene or outtakes from C&C:RA2?
;-)

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They're from an adult-type show that ran on Showtime or some movie channel a year or two ago. Back in august or so I saw a rerun of it and damn, was I supprised. Its from a show called "Hot Lines" episode "Hannah's Suprise." But damn, she sure looks *beep* stunning, doesnt she?



"But I'm not in the closet..." - Tom Cruise

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Tanya and Lt Zofia stand equal.
(so it would depend on the mood.)

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Yep Tanya and Lt Zofia stand equal but no way any of them can match Eva.
The best girl in any of the Command and Conquer is Lt Eva Lee.

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Hum... I think that in Yuri's Revenge Lieutenant Eva is the best.
In red alert 2 i like a lot Tanya in the end when she shows up her beautiful black dress. However, in Red Alert Yuri's Revenge is love way better Zofia than Tanya but Eve takes the first place.

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Zofia!

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Do you think Red Alert 2 was created as video game pornography?

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female sexist pig? ;)

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they both suck
so I choose Eva Lee :)

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Tanya was hot at the end of the Allied campaign in RA 2. Zofia is quiet sensual.
BUT SERIOUSLY L.T COMMANDER EVA IS TOTALLY OUTSTANDING. SHE'S THE SEXIEST GIRL IN C&C. SHE'S THE GIRL I WANTED TO *****

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I may be gay and really have no place in a thread such as this but come on lads, surely you all realise that Zofia looks too much like a S&M version of Celine Dion.

Give me Kane anyday!

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Zofia... something spicy about her... But Tanya is wonderful in her own right as well.

All in all you're just a nother brick in the wall.

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i prefer Gabriella Bern the Soviet newscaster

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Zofia of course. She looks, let say, more intelligent and have some european charm that Tanya lacks. Love her hairstyle and her accent and her uniform. God, i like everything about that woman. Her character kept me interested through the whole Soviet campaign. She is something like smart, sexy and very dedicated Russian agent. Tanya is IMO just another marine-type tough girl with very nice shirt and very bad text. Zofia is much hotter than her.

PS: Both actresses are beautiful. Zofia plays better character.

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This is the kind of question that keeps me up at night. I'd probably have to go with Tanya, she seems kind of wild and fun. But then again, Zofia has a certain cheekiness, intelligence, and charm about her which is more endearing. Why not both?

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