Strangest christmas special ever
Featuring: a coked-out looking K.D Lang, Little Richard On Ice, Magic Johnson (who coincidentally happens to be the cousin of pee-wee's drawing board), Whoopi Goldberg being told she's not good enough to appear on said xmas special, Frankie Avalon and Joan Rivers held captive by Pee-Wee being forced through slave labour to make christmas cards and fed only bread and water, Charo signs Feliz Navidad, a Hannukah portion of the show which is simply disturbing (and probably not the least bit appreciated by people of jewish religion), Anette Funicello sings the "1 million days of christmas" song, a cameo by jolly Saint Nick who is actually broke and has to steal all of Pee-wee's presents because he has nothing to give to the kids of the world, and last but certainly not least Pee-Wee's guests all imply a little something with the gifts they give him (fruitcakes).
Concluding with Pee-Wee wishing for peace on earth, before heading off with Santa to rob a bank or something.
Use discretion before allowing your children to view this hallucinagen-filled journey of madness... this strange but unique christmas special has to be seen to be believed.