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Why are there people who actually like this movie? The only good part about hte entire movie is Rutger Hauer. Plus, he shoots himself, so that's barely even vaible.

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Rutger wanted to get out of the movie early, so he shoots himself.

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both of you are idiots!!!! petermoranman... more like peterMORONman. Slade Craven has contributed more to celluloid history than fire has to mankind. If I could gather all of the tears that this movie has caused from joy and fear combined, I would baptise my children again in said ocean. Last summer I turned my driveway into a tarmac for this ship of gold and chariot of magnificence to take off from when my compound begins preproduction of "Turbulence 4: Frequent Die'r Miles". The elders have already began drafting scripts for a Slade Craven spinoff simply called "Emily Rose vs. Slade Craven: Quothe the Craven, Nevermore". Rutger Hauer and Craig "Scheff Boyardi" Scheffer have already signed on, Rutger as Slade's father (similar to Marlon Brando in Superman) and Craig as the dude from "Momento"'s brother (same memory loss symptons... important for twists!!!). Flight leaves soon, so book your tickets now, because this is a first class adventure that will take you so high you will feel God's breath behind you as you watch his will and work on the screen.

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This thread is hilarious. I liked the movie though, I thought it was pretty entertaining actually.

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I believe this board could use a resurgence of sorts.

And hilarious post, kevin-933!

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