Sara
That bird that Tom gates with, Sara, is a complete mutt! I'm not shallow or anything, but she wasn't just ugly, she was really weird, like an alien or something. Her cheeks were facked up and her hair was sh ite. Imagine if one of your mates pulled her, would you be like "Nice one mate! What was she like?". No. You'd be saying "Errr, well done. Were you pis sed?"
It just really gets on my nerves that she is supposidly some fine ass babe.
Thanks for reading,
The Don.