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The Funniest line...


I know it's a very serious dramatic movie but I just started it for the first time in a while and the line that always gets me is the woman John calls from under the desk when she says Me? I can't. I don't know anything, it's my first day...just the way she says it is so funny.

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"We all know you from the slapaho tribe."

hahahahaha


and every line with "bruthaman" and "tyrone" in it. hahahahaha

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The line where the doctor says he doesn't care if he is disbarred.

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hahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Max Conlin: So what? Are you just gonna go in there and off yourself?
John Q. Archibald: Only one thing is gonna stop me.
Max Conlin: Yeah, and what is that?
John Q. Archibald: If Mitch is B positive.

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paul, I was just gonna post that same line. :)

"Smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos and masturbating do not constitute plans in my book"

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"hey John. You my hee-ro" LMAO

i know it was supposed to be a serious line but the way he delivered it was just... hahaha

"Pain Transforms The Sensitive Into Cynics"

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Frank: "Is anybody hurt?"
John: "It's an emergency room, everybody's hurt."

"I "heet" the Canadian?"

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HAHA the first time I saw that part I immediately thought that somebody must have come up with that "it's an emergency room" joke and then just built this movie around it!

The "if Mitch is B Positive" line seemed like an ad lib from Washington, it came out so easily and everyone laughed like it was their first time hearing that line.

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You're as obvious as Quentin Tarantino's foot fetish.

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^^Yeah, it probably was an ad-lib from Denzel haha! The "it's an emergency room" line was pretty funny too. I also loved when Liotta went over to the cops and said: "The old man's upset, anyone find his Depends?" LOL!! That was funny as hell!

"I am the ultimate badass, you do not wanna `*beep*` wit' me!" Hudson in Aliens.

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well my funny line is

when the emergency van came with a wounded person and Johnny Came out with the gun and said leave him here and just before they left he asked what happened to him.. he said "GUN SHOT".

that line crack me out :)

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Don't remember the exact line, but it was when Mitch called that black guy Tyrone.

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JOHN Q: "You can take my heart...and put it in him" [You done lost yo damn mind]

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When the black guy wants to get a bucket of chicken.

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