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Things I learned from this crap fest.....


Just finished watching this "movie". It took me 3 days because I just kept on stoping it to do other things since it was so bad!! But I am grateful to learn a few things from watching this thing.

1) All gangsters in Colombia are freaky gay kids.

2)The worst job in the world is to be the driver in a motorcycle drive by - You are always the one killed first!!!

3)The best way to dispose of stuff in Colombia is to throw your crap off the balcony, doesnt matter what it is - bonus points if u hit anyone.

4)You will never be surprised to be the target of one of these drive byes. A skinny white dude will come up to u and warn you before.

5)Skinny white dude will not only tell u that your gonna get hit, but apparently he has the power to see through peoples closet and see exactly what the hit men will wear.

6)Best way to calm a histerical old woman is to call her "dumb". She will immidiately stop crying and screeming!!!

7) Ohh, and I almost forgot. In Colombia, hats have the power to apear and disapear whenever they want too - u cant control them.

Well I,m sure I learned a lot more from this waste of time, but I couldnt live with myself if I kept trying to remember things about this movie!!!

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i have to say that the usual negative comments from someone who dislikes a movie are pointless and hateful.

Your list, however, regardless of my opinion of the movie, is the best of them. I can respect, if not agree, with your opinion now.

i heard everyone in columbia is issued 2 hats when your born, and when they blow off, you don't get anymore.

-g

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get a life loser...

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Things I learned from reading this post:

Catrachotyson is a stupid f'king bigot!


BTW, your nick 'Catracho' sounds to me like you're from Honduras. If you are Honduran, then you really shouldn't talk because Colombia is light years ahead of Honduras!

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I am of colombian descent and I lived there, and well, this movie sucked balls and is nothing like life there anyways.

"Those who can not attack the thought, instead attack the thinker"- Paul Valery

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"I am of colombian descent and I lived there, and well, this movie sucked balls and is nothing like life there anyways."

What's that got to do with anything? Next thing you'll be complaining there isn't enough traffic in "Waterloo Bridge"

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