Things I learned from this crap fest.....
Just finished watching this "movie". It took me 3 days because I just kept on stoping it to do other things since it was so bad!! But I am grateful to learn a few things from watching this thing.
1) All gangsters in Colombia are freaky gay kids.
2)The worst job in the world is to be the driver in a motorcycle drive by - You are always the one killed first!!!
3)The best way to dispose of stuff in Colombia is to throw your crap off the balcony, doesnt matter what it is - bonus points if u hit anyone.
4)You will never be surprised to be the target of one of these drive byes. A skinny white dude will come up to u and warn you before.
5)Skinny white dude will not only tell u that your gonna get hit, but apparently he has the power to see through peoples closet and see exactly what the hit men will wear.
6)Best way to calm a histerical old woman is to call her "dumb". She will immidiately stop crying and screeming!!!
7) Ohh, and I almost forgot. In Colombia, hats have the power to apear and disapear whenever they want too - u cant control them.
Well I,m sure I learned a lot more from this waste of time, but I couldnt live with myself if I kept trying to remember things about this movie!!!