Enrico: "This room. Look at this room. Have you seen this room?"
Randy: "YES! WE'RE IN IT!"
lmfao
"I feel like I've been raped....IN THE FACE!"-Dana Marschz in Hamlet 2
Another favorite Enrico line of mine is when he realizes that the ambulance driver is thinking of killing him to take his heart and says, "Look! A drifter! Let's kill him." Then runs when the guy turns around.
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The way John says the line is GREAT!
Love that line. Also love it when the Newman guy tells him they're hauling ass and then asks him if he wants to know what they're carrying. His response:
"You just told me...ASS!"
lol
Life ain't easy when you're a Froot Loop in a world full of Cheerios.
Not exactly a quote. But the bit that makes me laugh every time is YOU. SHOULD. HAVE. BOUGHT. A SQUIRREL! Kathy Bates plays a crazy psycho lady so well, even in a madcap comedy!
share"We should have bought a squirrel." That's my favorite line in the movie. For years whenever we see a car run off the road (if the occupants were ok) either my husband or I would say "Well they should have bought a squirrel."
"The end of the shoelace is called the...IT DOESN'T MATTER!"
"I'm winning! I'm winning!"
The whole Afro Whores scene... Lol
Enrico: I am Enrico Pollini! Now I know what you are thinking...Enrico is a girls name!
Owen: We weren't thinking that...
Enrico: No pun intended!
Nick: What part of the Lindbergh book are you on?
Tracy: Well he just had the sex change....
Sinclair: Technically, you've all been racing for 40 seconds, and Mr. Schaffer is winning because he's CLOSEST TO THE DOOR.
(Kid taps a sleeping Enrico) Hey mister are you dead?