Plan 9 for this century
Since the classic of the unintentional-humour genre, Plan 9 From Outer Space, there has been no film quite like New Alcatraz.
The acting, the script, the story, all are so tragically terrible as to turn a mediocre monster movie into brilliant comedy.
All the B-grade sci-fi elements are present:
-Plot elements that lead nowhere (The deep hole that needed to be drilled, for no given reason. When that plan went awry, it was never an issue again)
-Bad science (A reptile can tunnel through 20 feet of ice and remain active and frisky)
-Seemingly unrehearsed dialogue (Trenton: "This must be the missing link!")
-Unbelievable characters ("You guys know a hell of a lot more than us about breaking outta prison")
-Monster aggression for no purpose (The snake stowed aboard the plane ... why?)
I am both amazed and appalled that this film hasn't achieved the cult status it deserves. It is a masterpiece of badly-thought-out shlock. A truly memorable movie experience.