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lyrics to the cheat song?


Can anyone tell me where i can find the lyrics to the cheat song from the movie cheats? it's a really funny song and i've looked everywhere for it and can't find it. please help me!

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i tried to copy it down when it was just on but i could only get certain parts and i'm trying to find them 2... its funnyy!!

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Crippled
Elves
Do
Dance
Around me
Crying
Cheering
All
A-
'Bout
Dairy
Causes
Diahyrria
Creamy
Chunky
Butter
Cheese
Bad
Billy
Does
Dope
Bitches
And
Brews
But
Can't
Even
Build
A
Cigarette
Boat


I would kill for an mp3 of this.

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thank you! Thank you! Thank you! I haven't been able to find them anywhere! I keep looking for an mp3 but alas my search has been in vain for i have not found one. I would so kill for one too.


*gets out knife and looks around for someone with the cheet song*

"Hand it over!"

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Hmmm... I've got an mp3 of this. Who you gonna kill for it?

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There is also a part on the end that goes:

Allah
Bangs
Booze
Everyday
Above
A
Bridge
Behind
A
Cave

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Haha I was watching The Dead Poets Society ( one of my favorate movies of all time)but anyway i was watching the movie and in the part where they are playing soccer the same music plays in the background as the tune that the cheet song is set to and as the music was playing all i could think about was the cheet song. I started singing it and my brother is like "What the hell?"

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Also, according to the end credits (and the song that plays over said credits) the band Left Front Tire did a version of "The Answer Song". Try looking for that, maybe. Hope it helps

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i thought the one in Cheats waas sung to the tune of a Beethoven song

SCUBA STEVE

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who then?

SCUBA STEVE

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nope,sorry

SCUBA STEVE

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yea, left front tire is a good band...haha...


that's a good song.

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Crippled Elves Do Dance Around
A Devil Covered Bi-Blu Dress

Dairy Causes Diarrhea,
Chunky Creamy Butter Cheese

Bad Billy Does Dope, Bitches
and Brews, But Can't Even Build
A Cigarette Boat

Allah Bangs Blues Everyday
Above A Bridge Behind a Cave

Carpet Crawler Can't Eat Eagle
Before Chicken Derby Day








"If you want him, come and claim him."-Arwen

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c - cripeled
e - elevs
d - do
d - dance
a - around
a - a
d - deviled
c - covered
b - bi
b - blue
d - dress

d - dairy
c - causes
d - diariah
c - chunky
c - creamy
b - butter
c - cheese

b - bad
b - billy
d - does
d - dope
b - bitches
a - and
b - booze
b - but
c - can't
e - even
b - build
a - a
c - cigarette
b - boat

a - allah
b - bangs
b - booze
e - everyday
a - above
a - a
b - bridge
b - behind
a - a
c - cave

c - carpet
c - crawler
c - can't
e - eat
e - eagle
b - before
c - chicken
d - during
d - day

Overall Results: 51/51 (the first letter in each word represents the answer for each question on a muntiple choice test and this idea can only be described by one word- masterpiece)

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