Horrible


Je suis désolé pour tous les français qui aiment ce film, parce qu'il est horrible. Mais ce que je comprends pas est pourquoi les français le louent comme s'il est la deuxième venue de Christ. J'ai compris la majorité des "subtilités" (bien sûr pas toutes, mais beaucoup), et c'était pas drôle, c'était deux heures de ma vie gâchées. C'est une bonne indication du mauvais état du cinéma français quand un film comme Mission Cléopâtre est nominé pour quatre Césars.

For those who don't speak French, DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME WITH THIS FILM!!!


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Were you a fan of the original comics?

There were a lot of in-jokes... I liked it, but I wouldn't have enjoyed it without having a background knowledge of what was going on...

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I liked it. It stayed relatively close to the comics, yet it did get a few new jokes in. I laughed enough and smiled throughout the film. It's no masterpiece, but it wasn't supposed to be, and you shouldn't watch it with that expectation.

Overall a rather enjoyable movie.

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I loved this film more than the first. I watched the original with English subtitles. Like an old Batman TV episode, it works on a childs level and an adult level. And more importantly, like the original comics, which were developed as an educational play on words, the film keeps to this ideal.

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moi je trouve que c'est un film très amusant qui posséde tous les ingrédients pour faire rire les gens (les francophones surtout à cause des subtilités et des jeux de mots qu'on peut pas traduire entierment en anglais).
vous dites que c'est 2 heures gâchées de votre vie, je ne sais pas pourquoi vous êtes resté 2 heures en salle, moi il m'arrive de quitter la salle 20 mn après la projection si je n'apprécie pas le film.

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Je suis bien d'accord avec vous.

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I like the first one (exspecially the music and the whole theme), but I didn't liked the second film's jokes and movie-references.

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Je l'ai aimé

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Oh, come on. The movie rocks.
It's fun, it's clever, it's got Alain Chabat...

But, yeah, I guess you've just got to be french to understand the humor behind it. Chabat and most of the other people in the movie (Jamel, Edouard Baer, etc) worked on the same tv-channel and have the same kind of humor based mostly on deliberatly stupid puns (for example, the woman named "itineris", which is the name of a french phone operator, is the "voice of her people"), random sight gags, references or what I'd call "décalages" (a difference between what you expect and what actually happens). Lots of teenagers grew up watching those comedians and love them, so seeing them all in the same movie is wonderful.

I suppose you miss a lot if you don't speak french fluently and if you don't know the actors, since some of the jokes are based not only on the situations but also on the movies/things/bits those actors usually do.

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Ce film est amusant mais ce n'est pas du tout le meilleur film que j'ai vu. J'aime bien les BD et ils sont plus amusants que le film.

EN
The movie was amusing but it's not the best I've ever seen. I realy like the comics and they are a lot more fun than this movie.

NL
De film was leuk, maar zeker niet de beste die ik ooit heb gezien. Ik vind de strips zeer goed en die zijn veel beter dan de film.

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As I said, it's really different from the kind of humor of the BDs.
ome people may not enjoy it - I know for a fact that Uderzo didn't find the movie amusing at all, for example - but lots do find it hilarious.

People just have different tastes, I guess :)

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Je ne suis pas d'accord, le film n'est pas horrible.
Quand on voit le premier Astérix... celui là est beaucoup mieux. Et c'est un peu plus élevé que RRRrrrr...
J'aime beaucoup Alain Chabat, il a un humour assez spécial que j'aprécie grandement.
Au départ, je pensais que je détesterai ce film parce qu'il y avait Jamel Debouz dedans. Et je suis pas particulièrement fana de cet acteur. Disons que moins je le vois mieux je me porte. M'enfin comparé au premier Astérix et à la bande dessiné, Alain Chabat a vraiment fait du bon boulot. La seule chose que j'ai trouvé horrible c'est Jamel Debouz qui parlait trop vite... beaucoup trop vite


Translation:
I disagree. The movie isn't awful.
When I compared the first Astérix with this one... No doubt, this one is the best. And it's more enjoyable than RRRrrrr...
I really like Alain Chabat. He's got a special humor.
At first, I thought I'd hate this film because of Jamel Debouz (Ok, I don't like this actor lol). But, compared to the first Astérix and the Comib book, the only awful thing was Jamel Debouz because he speaks too fast, even for French

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Biggest mistake is to interupt the movie with nonsens, I.E. the scene that told us "this scene is to violent, as has been removed" insted of a fighting scene that where suposed to be there.

There where a few other things i dident like aswell, but nothing that would ruin the movie.

I love seeing asterix and obelix with real actors, however please dont ruin the movie with nonsens like interuptions doing playingtime.

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Je l'ai regardé en compagnie de toute ma famille et ça été une bonne distraction pour nous. On l'a adoré ainsi que le précédent d'ailleurs

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I liked the movie, it really was fun, and I very much enjoyed the acting.
It wasn't the greatest story ever, but still quite amusing.

For the French people here...please, this is an open, English based website. Speaking in a language not all of us understand is not very polite in my opinion. I do speak a bit of French, but not enough to read reviews like that. Especially not at 10.25 PM.
I'm Dutch, but at the boards of the Dutch movies, we (or at least, most of us) speak English so that everyone can understand.

Just wanted to say that. If you don't agree with me, sorry, ignore this post but please be decent enough not to start cussing at me or calling me names. Thank you.

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J'ai aimé ce film. Il m'a rappelé de la première fois j'ai lu le comique comme un enfant. Je ne peux pas attendre vraiment jusqu'à ce que je vois le suivant. Aussi, si j'ai envie de parler, ou écriver en français.... Je le ferai.

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I'm not french myself, but even if I didn't get the in-jokes, I thought it was hilarious! I've seen it multiple times now, and I don't get bored by it.

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It was hilarious, the lighting and the shots were beautiful, it is what it is: a comedy.


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Fair play to you! How long have you been learning french?

t'ain't no sin to take off your skin and dance around in your bones

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Who cares if it's not polite, it serves certain people ( you know who you are ) right for their arrogance with the english language.

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Well that person was right about backlash.

And for that other poster that said, "Aussi, si j'ai envie de parler, ou écriver en français.... Je le ferai." Fine, you can write it in French, but maybe I'll choose to not bother to read it even though I can. (If you take this as a challenge, well then this conversation of you-versus-me and who's better or smarter could go on forever, if you don't make some arrogant argument such as a "No argument, it's me!")

But for the people that care to read the French posts but maybe don't know enough to understand the basic meanings, there are online translation site such as Babel Fish.

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"I.E. the scene that told us "this scene is to violent, as has been removed" insted of a fighting scene that where suposed to be there."

FYI, that running gag was implemented in many Asterix comics. Get your facts straight.

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I speak French, I got all the jokes and I think it's a dreadful film. The humor is lousy and all the subtleties of the original work by Goscinny and Uderzo were lost.

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C'est justement ce genre de film qui montre que le cinéma français n'est justement pas en si mauvais était, ou du moins n'est pas entièrement foutu. Chabat a réussi a ajouter un petit plus à la BD, qui fait toute la différence.

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I guess you just don't like Chabat's style.It's something straight out of French 80's comedy (cf la cite de la peur) Most of the jokes from the cartoon and comic so maybe it's just Asterix itself you don't like. Anyway It's really funny for me and a lot of people liked it so good for us we spent a nice tome watching it!

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HAW HAW HAW, CHEESE AND CROISSANTS!

Sincerely,
c-huddleston

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This is for my Canadian brothers. Do you know of anywhere in Canada where you cang get this film either dubbed or with subtitles. I also want to know where to get the animated films as well. I know this is off topic but answers would be apreciated.

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Hmm...well it depends on where you live I guess.... Here (east coast) it can be found quite easily, but i suppose that if you live in rural Alberta it's another thing...
Try Amazon, Archambault or HMV...you can order basically everything from those three

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Ce n'était pas si horrible, mais ce n'était pas la plus bonne film au monde.
J'ai aimé comment c'était fait comme les livres/comiques.
J'ai pensé que c'était très drôle.
Tout le monde devrait y regarder...

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