Things We Learned from YuGiOh The Abridged Series
1. Only adults are allowed to play children's card games
2. Bad puns go to die on this how
3. Celcia (Pegasus's wife) needs to stop exploding
"I'm pouting!"- Yami (YuGiOh Abridged Series)
4. My voice gives me super strength
5. My Hair gives me the power to defy gravity
6. It's heavily implied that I am punching you
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Hello, this is my signature
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10. you can't solve every problem with a mind crush
11. Baccura has a secret main character hidden inside his gay-dar.
time fore some fcking heroics
http://youtube.com/watch?v=mher704il6I
12. Americans always wear sunglasses
13. Americans are very easy to brainwash.
“A ridiculously small group of my most incompetent and silliest troops awaits them."
13. Referring to yourself in the third-person automatically makes you a villian
14. Joey got Rick Roll'd
15. Only Americans are allowed to say "In America!"...in America!
16. Bandit Keith is actully Canadian *gasp* :O
17. They didn't start the fire. It was burning before the world was turning.
"I'm pouting!"- Yami (YuGiOh Abridged Series)
18. Kaiba screws the rules because he has money.
19. Pushing a cardboard cut out of a boulder is impossible.
20. The only way to stop a zombie is to destroy the brain.
21. The millenium rod can only control people named Steve.
22. The sun will rise soon.
23. Baby pharoah wants milk someone fetch him a nipple.
As a warrior and as a man, I will leave my mark upon the world! Marguilus
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28. If you don't play card games, you'll never be happy.
Teach your friends the truth!
http://plum.cream.org/HP/poa.htm
29. Gramps wishes he was dead
30. Mia is simply a pair of boobs
31. Zork and Pals would make a great sitcom
32. If you post Anime satire on youtube you will be banned. (This is the most important)
33. Rex and Weevil are even cooler
34. You don't satnd a ghost of a chance
Same thing we do every night try to take over the world
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38. Mokuba gets to choose who lives and who dies.
39. Yugi won against Rebecca because he lost.
40. Mokuba always wanted to look pretty.
41. Tristian's voice had been struggling to overcome an addiction to alcohol.
42. All the meat at Kentucky Fried McBurger King is freshly slaughtered.
43. Yami looks damn good in a tutu.
44. The French call the Super Special Awesome Burger "Le Super Special Awesome Burger".
45. Super Special Awesome stopped being funny in episode 4.
Teach your friends the truth!
http://plum.cream.org/HP/poa.htm
46. Yami is here to kick ass and play cards, but he's all out of Ass.
47. Saying "attention duelists" is what he does
48. Joey must risk life for cards
49. Pegasus' Castle is a wretched hive of scum and villanry
50. Tea's a whore and it's nothing new
51. Friendship is the greatest thing ever
52. Birds will randomly attack you
53. Bandit Keith is new to the whole stealing thing
54. Cardgames are serious business
55. Playing cardgames can cause people to become severely injured
56. Tea is being chased by warehouses
57. Marik plans to spam Yugi's YouTube profile
58. Mako is a freaky fish guy
59. Everyone knows Naruto The Abridged Series is not quite as good!
60. Yugioh is filmed before a Live Studio Audience.
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61. Yami's real name is Dan Green.
62. Yugiohs are apparently Yugilicious.
63. Bakura is not Zorc's wife, Marik is.
64. The Kaiba Babies lived in an orphanage because Lil Seto fired their parents.
65. If Jason Voorhees and Freddy Krueger had a baby, Yami Bakura would be the baby.
Teach your friends the truth!
http://plum.cream.org/HP/poa.htm
66. Mako Tsunami scored with the ocean.
67. Mokuba believes he is a pokemon.
68. Yami Yugi smokes marijuana.
69. Anubis is a throw-away villian.
70. Bakura's favorite film is Cannibal Holocaust.
71. Tristan is Corey Feldman.
72. Shut up, Mokuba.
73. Kaiba is gonna do a barrel roll.
74. Joey never knew Yugi could be such an *beep*
75. Tormeeeent!!
76. Kaiba babies make dreams come true.
If people make fun of you, you must be doing something right.
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81. Yugioh was filmed before a live studio audience.
82. Yugi's grandpa's deck HAS no weak cards! ... except maybe for Kuribo.
83. If you REALLY want to know the answer, then TALK TO THE HAND!
84. Bandit Keith is actually Canadian!!! ... in America.
85. No, my HAIR is your father!
"See you in another life, brothuh!" -Desmond
86. Dont you wish your duel deck was hot like mine?
87. Kids should definately ask their parents for capsule monsters.
88. Pocahontas and her little woodland friends live in India.
89. Dont go on dates with tea, she will start singing disney songs.
90. YuGiOh The Abridged Series doesn't exist www.wikipedia.org
91. Seto is not as fluffy as Scrooge McDuck
92. Marik leaves his henchmen lying around
93. Tristan can teleport to anywhere
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94. Tea wants to become a table dancer.
95. When Kaiba smiles, a puppy dies.
96. Barney the dinasour guest-starred as Tristan's voice.
97. Serenety's voice caused the doctors to neglect her eyesight.
98. Only trained proffesionals work at Yugioh, therefore don't try it at home.
99. Joey's parents got divorced because he taught them how to drive.
100. Invisible guns are weapons of mass destruction.
101. Duke Devlin is bringing SEXYBACK.
102. Yami is the PHRESH PHARAOH OF BEL-AIR.
103. Mokuba's getting a pet Tarantula.
104. Gay clowns are everywhere.
105. Marik's tattoos are German.
106. Mokuba isn't potty trained
107. He also likes Spongebob...especially Patrick
108. When you make a film reference someone will be there to point out what film you are referencing
109. That teddy bear is possessed
110. When you watch this show, you can not stop laughing
111. Grandpa likes fangirls
112. Tristan doesn't know what sex is
I call movies that are considered 'bad' hated movies.
113. Mokuba is going through Japanese puberty, believes that he's a pokemon
114. Locator cards are not star chips
115. 4kids forgot to censor out the bit when they cut Bakura
116. Mako Tsunami is not a freaky fish guy
117. The blimp in Battle City is almost as large as 1 third of Kaiba's ego
"Life is like a box of chocolate, u never know what u're gonna get" < thats BS, read the label!
118: Yu-Gi has a YouTube account
119: Tristan has a YouTube account
120: Duel Disc Systems have a trademark
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who ate all the crunchy cream pies?
121: every time Kaiba smiles, a puppy dies
122: asking about the shows plot will make dark magician angry
123: Mokoba has been kidnapped 2043 times
124: Children card games can harm you if you lose
125: in grief people take trips to Egypt
"Never trust 4kids to delve into anime, ever again"
Where there is hope, there is light that always shines
126: Tristian wants to get into Joey's sister's pants
127: Yugi uses L'oreal
128: Seto sounds like Brock from Pokemon
130: Apparently the girl Yugi likes only remembers the 4kids's version on how they became friends
131: Joey got rickroll'd
132: Mai loves broken men
133: Joey has dream sex of Kaiba
134: The guard loves talking about his hair
135: The guard's hair fell in love with Mai
136: Yugi did Hulk Smash...or his own version of it
137: Kieth loves Pearl Harbor
138: Ben Affleck would be ashamed...in America!
Great, the flying monkeys came and stole my signature. Damn them.
139:You don´t need your eyesight for the more important things in life... like playing cardgames.
140:Tristans voice gives him superstrength.
141:Tristan JR does not like his slave name.
SPAM SATAN!
www.sluggy.com
(check it out, for it is nifty!)
"46. Yami is here to kick ass and play cards, but he's all out of Ass."
... That was corny... so corny I can't stop laughing, in fact.
142. Tristan knows Spider-Man.
143. Joey's stupidity is an endless form of amusement.
144. Their the worst friends ever.
145. Brooklyn rage will NEVER become popular.
146. Yami Yugi contains candy, is magical, and is a lying bastard.
"This city deserves a better class of criminal..."
http://saber16.deviantart.com/
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171. We mustn´t let Tristan breed.
172. Jeff Goldblum is the strongest card in Duel monsters.
173. Tristan can break necks with his mind.
174. Fan boys only watch the subbed anime, and speak japanese alot.
SPAM SATAN!
www.sluggy.com
(check it out, for it is nifty!)
175. This dueling tournament is absolutely fabulous!
176. This Millennium Puzzle is absolutely fabulous!
177. ...his game uses DICE. >:D
178. EGYPTIAN RAGE! It's different from Brooklyn Rage because he said Egyptian.
179. Seto Kaiba doesn't watch crap.
180. SCREW THE MONEY HE HAS RULES. ..wait lemme try that again.
181. Saying "nyeh" is all Joey's good for.
182. If you don't eat your meat you can't have any pudding!
183. Cheap parlour tricks are extremely erotic. Ohh yah.
184: Joey is Kawaii
185: Fanboys like to ruin their favourite anime shows for everyone else
186: Can i glomp you?
187: A Cheeseburger in france is called a Royale with Cheese.... cause of the metric system
188: DualDisc Systems are like women.
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who ate all the crunchy cream pies?
121: Kaiba is not actually that good of a duelist
122: every time you lose to someone, talk about beating them next time and it'll all be ok.