For those of you who don't know how it works - carry on the list of things you learned from MGS2
100. Alas, his finger must have slipped. 99. I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space does a raw blink on Hara-kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61! 98. Blond dudes are into some weird *beep* 97. Vampires are GAY!!! 96. Never Nerd, always Node! 95. Seagull crap is the most dangerous enemy in the world
92. The only thing that can stand up to a Metal Gear... is OF COURSE another Metal Gear. 93. Peter Stillman is THE bomb disposal expert. 92. Even if your in the same room you should always switch to codec because its more secure. 91. Emma Emmerich is more than just cute
87. Raiden has no gender, 86. He still got Rose pregnant, 85. There is no such thing as a witch 84. Snake likes to steal other people's shavers and use them! 83. they use nanomachine communication ONLY because they are afraid of eavesdropping 82. The president is either gay or blind. 81. Snake loves stealing mottons. 80. overall snakes likes stealing, this involves anything, stealing items, stealing the show. 79. Snake has eternal rest in his m4 78. Harrier jets can be outperformed by a kasatka helicopter and a femenine man with a stinger. 77. Ocelot is one bad *beep* 76. Snake tries to get Raiden addicted to smokes. 75. Snake's lucky charm is smokes. 74. If you dont have dizapan, have a smoke. 73. If you dont have heat vision goggles to see laser beams, have a smoke 72. If you sneeze, have a smoke. 71. If you want to kill yourself, have a smoke.
66. Use the trusty digital camera to take CODEC moments, not KODAK moments. 65. You're only a truly badass boss when they make a toy after you when you die. 64. The main objective is to Infiltrate...the enemy fortress...Outer Heaven...destroy...the final weapon...Metal Gear! 63. Snake isn't a fan of blades. 62. Use the coolant spray to put out fires. 61. I'm telling you, the Colonel needs Scissors.
59. The Colonel was driving home one day. 58. When the colonel was driving home one day, he saw a orange light. 57. He zooned out and when he woke up he was home. 56. If you stand outside someones limited vision he can't see you, even if you're standing in front of him at a longer distance. 55. If you knock on the wall, a russian soldier will examine the wall. 54. If you have a scientist friend, be aware; he's probably nailing his stepmom.
46. Lockers are for storing bodies and pictures of asian chicks. 45. Solidus looks like a grandpa. 44. Ocelot looks like grandpa too. 43. Always use a mine detector when handling claymores. 42. The construction workers of the big shell did'nt do a very good job. 41. Never trust floor panels, especially when your 500ft above water level. 40. cyphers may look friendly, but they're not. 39. Olga is pregnant, but with who, I don't know?-_- 38. The patriots are a-holes. 37. Staircases are dangerous. 36. porn magizines are very usefull if you know what I mean. 35. Ocelot stole liquids arm without permision, what a b***d. 34. Fatman is fat. 33. The hostages need to use the bathroom. 32. Dead Cell is just misunderstood, underneath they are all really nice. 31. Snake has infinite ammo, but he is too much of an a-hole to share. 30. Somebody lost their rubber ducky in the big shell.
29. Parrot cages are indestructible 28. Fellow soldiers will not be surprised to see one of their own sleeping on the ground 27. (Almost) All porn is asian
26. When you start running around naked, you have seriously been playing the game for a long time 25. Diazepam doesn't cure seasickness 24. Raiden is a weak-minded stubborn fool (don't remember Otacon's entire quoting of Snake) 23. Raiden has to wait with the pornography until he's home with Rose 22. Caution DOES favors the err 21. A cardboard box is your very best friend (I'm amazed no-one said this earlier) 20. There IS such a thing as the supernatural, not only cutting-edge technology
Actually, most the bosses in the first and third game do possess a supernatural ability, except Ocelot (although his insane ability to richochet bullets could be a result of having a medium for a father), Gray Fox, Liquid (but he sure is one sturdy clone) and The Boss. Strangely enough the second and fourth games try to explain away almost every single ''supernatural'' occurence from those two games, but throws it out of the window in two sequences (''She is Lady Luck'' and Mantis' sequence in MGS4).
21. Russian soldiers can't hear your footsteps when you're walking/running behind them. 22. Russian soldiers all have the same voices. 23. The USMC soldiers are equipped with basic Olive Drab uniforms and PAGST helmets with no camo at all. They're also equipped with M4s with no customizations and the year is 2007! How outdated did the USMC become? 24. Ocelot cannot be trusted as an ally 25. Russian soldiers can't see you unless you're at least 3 meters in front of them.
Let the world change the punishment for sexual-related crimes to execution
20. Fatman used to be one of the fat catz HEH 19. That is NOT Solid Snake!!!!!! 18. No one knows what a gene looks like 17. Never call a renegade bomber a "common criminal"
14. At the very end of the game, Snake asserts: "The human race will probably come to an end some time, and new species may rule over this planet", at which point Hideo cuts to a terrifying shot of a squirrel.
I, for one, welcome our future squirrel overlords.
12. Apparently, four AIs formed without assistance over 200 years, all in the White House. 11. If you test it, you'll be bacon. 10. If you are going on a long journey, you'd better make sure you can count. Stay in school! 9. When a throat is slit, blood gushes out like a flushing fire hydrant and continues to do so for several seconds. 8. Two tentacles attached to a body suit can store a lot of missiles.
7. Raiden is very selfconscious about his genitals. 6. Solidus was so happy to be reunited with his "son" that he immediately stripped him, bound him to a table, and tortured him. 5. You cannot choke-out an enemy while you're nude. 4. The reason for this should be obvious. 3. Vamp likes to defy gravity by running up walls and then doing absolutely nothing. 2. If the title has "Metal Gear Solid" in it, shouldn't it focus on the character that has "Solid" as part of his name? 1. The fourth wall is weak.