Ebert
I picked up Roger Ebert's book called "I Hated Your Movie," or something like that, the other day. It's a collection of his most negative reviews. It has a rather funny cover.
No Such Thing--my favorite Hal Hartley film possibly, or maybe second-favorite, after Amateur--is reviewed within.
I didn't actually read the review. Ebert reviews tend to be 70% unnecessary synopsis, 30% disengenuous rationalization.
Anyway. There you go. As I said when Siskel died: "It shoulda been Ebert."