Things this show has taught me

I look at it from two points of view. How not to get murdered, and how to commit a perfect murder.

1) how not to get murdered
don't have guns in the home. A lot of people are killed by their own gun
2) don't get a divorce. People facing divorce say "I'll either be financially screwed for life with this divorce or I kill him/her and get everything.
3) don't have life insurance policy. This seems to attract murder.
4) give your kids what they want. A few parents have been murdered after they cut off their kids or didn't give them what they want.
5) avoid people who have been already married. Divorcees seem to be more likely to kill.
6) your bedroom door should be like a volt door. How many are killed as they sleep? Hard to avoid the spouse but it will stop the kids.

How to get away with murder
1) you can't. They'll catch you!