So it has come to this. After years of searching, I have found you. They said there would be another. Another who has embraced, enjoyed and been enlightened by YD (that's short for Yes, Dear for those in the know -- but you are in the know, apparently). Congratulations on finishing watching all the episodes, or as true YD (that's short for Yes, Dear for those in the know) aficionados call it, transcending the mortal coil. You have now reached the first step in a process that will demand your attention, your sense of duty and your carnal passions for the rest of your natural life, or at least as long as the big yellow star in the sky (ie, the sun) burns bright.
What's next my YD (that's short for Yes, Dear for those in the know) Padawan? Focus, focus, focus. Why did this show that was handed down from another age resonate with you in such a way? Was it Kim's wanton habits, Jimmy's earthly wisdoms or Logan's p, well, you know, That part took me about 28 months to answer. It was worth it though! You can and nay must do the same
I will let you in on one little secret. Something is rotten in YD-(that's short for Yes, Dear for those in the know)-mark. There are those who walk among us, doctors, lawyers, dog groomers, who lie about transcending the mortal coil. I have it on good authority-someone who goes to a real church (episcopalians need not apply)-that some in this very Internet thread-and why do we call it a thread , there is no one sewing here (I think that was a Kim burn on Greg (a Kiurn) from season 6, episode 11 (but you knew that already)) haha, sewing!!-pretend to have watched all episodes YD (that's short for Yes, Dear for those in the know) when they have seen maybe, at best, bootleg footage for some and reenactments at parties for others. Why do people do this you implore? The elders say it was borne of a love for Still Standin...I can't complete the title of such a vile abomination, but if you use a good internet search query portal, you will know what I mean. Distrusting, indeed. A large British man pretending to be from Chicago. And as we all believe in our hearts, those who have tastes Bacon, cannot be given a spotlight. So please be wary my new and forever friend. The next two to three years will be incredibly demanding, but oh so rewarding. Not monetarily, of course-peasants think like that, and UPS shareholder-- but in the deeper sense. The Jimmy sense.
Let us meet back here in early 2018 to reengage. And may JLK be always in your pocket.
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