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"Three out of four people now believe in angels...what are you, *beep* stupid? Has everyone lost their *beep* minds in this country? Angel *beep* what about goblins, huh? You never hear about them, except on Halloween, and it's always negative *beep* too. And zombies, where the *beep* are all the zombies? Trouble is with zombies is they're unreliable. I say if you're gonna go with the angel *beep* you might as well go for the zombie package as well."

I know I just copy and pasted this part from the quotes section, but it IS my favorite part. I'm not religious, but I'm not an athiest, either, but I believe this really did a great job pointing out how flawed Christianity and those similar religions are. And, on a side note, You Are All Diseased came up on my Winamp playlist when I was sleeping one night and I dreamed someone was going door to door, quoting ALL of You Are All Diseased. Kinda ironic, huh?

"Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man, living in the sky who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of 10 things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these 10 things, he has a special place full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever till the end of time... But he *loves you*."

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