Favorite MST3K lines


Tom: The Phones! They're coming!
Crow: Aahhh!!

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my favortie was

"the hit has been made"

"push the start button and run!!!"

"let's start microsoft here"

"there's my train gotta catch it gotta catch it"

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"'Gifts from Germany.' Braunschweiger, cars with heaters that don't work, and identification papers."

"It's great to know the future is filled with CONSTANT ORGAN MUSIC!"

"Hello, Grandma? Where's my money?"

"I'm in the phone pavilion, dear, and I'm wearing a fright wig."

"And you're seeing it all...at the Annie Sprinkle show!"

"It's vicious gang of Air France stewardesses."

"PUSH BUTTON PHONING!"

"In the future, there'll still be a two dollar surcharge for this feature despite it having proliferated over 90% of the planet!"

"Oh, yea! It's our first visit to Pat Boone World!"

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I liked the comment on the One-Track mind guy.

No, not that action you idiots! The kung-fu thing! -Le Frog

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"Isn't it great that there's only white people here?"

"Oh, come on. You're gay and you know it!"

"Hey! We're young and perky, get the hell outta our way!"

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