Worst. Movie. Ever.


Boooh! Shame on you, Dale Resteghini!
Someone ought to pay for making this movie.
Someone should bring charges against the director and the entire cast.
I only saw 10 minutes of it before I had to turn it off.
Not even Mystery Science Theatre could it funny.

Maybe it could be used to scare kids off drugs, like a kind of aversion therapy.

I registered just so I could say that. I feel better now. Whew.

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couldn't agree more, plain and simple

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I wish more people would recognize this fact.

Please get people to vote for it, it's at 610 votes today (Christmas), and needs 650 to finally take its place amongst the Bottom 100 Films of All Time.

Now THAT.... is a good cause, if ever I heard one.

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Movies can suck hard and be funny just because of that. This movie is not that kind of movie. It's not even a movie. It's just a bunch of clips where famous rappers are too high to know their best and start talking about a "witch" that the dude behind the shaky handcam just told them to talk about.

"She had long, hairy... Nails..." is Ja Rules intelligent information given.

I got the DVD pre-owned from the local video store for 5 bucks and I almost watched about 20 minutes of it before I scratched my eyes out, died, was brought back to life by voodoo and died again. It's not funny at all. It's nothing. You don't really need to watch this piece of *beep* but it's neat that I own a piece of musical and filmographic history of genuine, never to be matched, suckiness...

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On 1/8/06 it's up to 632 votes.

Spread the word.

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665 votes, and still not on the bottom 100? What's the deal?

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Oh, and I agree. Whole-heartedly. By the way. In case I didn't state that specifically. Awful. Bad. Killmenow.

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It was not released in theaters, that's probably why it's not listed on the 100 worst movies on IMDB.

Guess what ? I watched it in its entirety, I agree with what everybody here said : it's not even a movie, someone should be punished for that...

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i gave it a 10 just to mess with ya'll , bahaha. i've only seen the
eminem thingy on youtube, and u found it rahter funny. If the whole
movie is like that, i think it should be worth watching. just for fun i
mean. i wouldn't see this a "real movie" and ya'll shouldn't either.
thats why it probably doesen't deserve all the criticism(spelling?) you
are giving it.

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On every movie I watch, there is a thread on IMDb where someone says it's the worst movie ever. And each and every time I think, "no, there are a worse movies out there".

This movie breaks that mold though... This movie is so bad, I'm ashamed to even call it a movie. And to think that I payed good money to see it at the rental place :(.

(PS: since then, I won't rent movies from that place again, if they don't bann movies like this, they don't deserve my cash)

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No way, any of Ed Wood's work is far more entertaining and amusing. Da Hip Hop Witch is just utterly abysmal on all levels.

In memory of Sam Peckinpah

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Hobgoblins or Romance X takes the cake for me but this is up among the bad ones too.

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