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Waste of my time

posted 17 years ago by harly-5
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I saw this movie on one of the networks in Denmark... Well, I'm happy I didn't pay any money to view it... The plot is ridiculous, the special effects inefficient, and the acting is a level worse than "That 70s show".
A homeless guy meeting a buddhist monk and suddenly he knows Kung Fu because the monk has some sacred words tatooed on his body which attracts the attention of an old Nazi officer who is craving for world domination and can get it if he just gets to know the words that i mentioned before and the bum falls in love with a beatiful woman who's background is questionable and the old Nazi dude is still wearing his Nazi uniform despite of the fact that World War II ended 62 years ago (is he wearing to disguise his identity?) and i could go on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on .... and on... They don't even try... If you like movies like Shanghai Noon and Wild Wild West I bet you will enjoy this movie... On the other hand, if you liked these movies, I doubt you would have the brain capacity to remember this very forum's webaddress... You would just know it's name: Aye-em-dee-bee-dot-come...

[–] vanderghast 17 years ago

SPOILER

The bum does not "knows Kung Fu because the monk has some sacred words tatooed on his body" but he knows some Kung Fu because he practiced mimicing the moves watching kung fu movies. And it is not these tatoos that attrack the attention of the Nazi oficier, but the scroll on which the words are supposed to be written. It is unknown to him that the monk did wrote the text on his body, and destroyed the scroll.

I have a hard time to imagine how you can have mixed up everything so badly. Maybe you have to, to make a point, you have to make it incoherent in your head, in the first place, and then declare that what you remember (so badly) of the film does not worth much.

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[–] vanderghast 16 years ago

Ah, sorry for the mistake, my fault.

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[–] Brother_h 16 years ago

uhh actually this movie was nicley made.
u guys just wanna hate coz ur gay ass critics. sorry if ur not i just hate wannabe critics.

im a maori boy =p
white girls like me =p
but i can kill u if u hurt me >/

[–] Gorebelly 16 years ago

I liked this movie.

So many people who think theyre big movie-know-its try and *beep* all over it, and t o be honest, youre not going to convince someone who likes this movie not to like it =/ .... So... go ahead and troll. It gives us something to chuckle at, while feeding your superiority complex :)

[–] Vacuus 16 years ago

You seem to like to waste your time since you not only "wasted time" watching this movie, you also came here "wasting more time" writing about how it "wasted your time".

I think this is an very entertaining B-movie. And I like Yun-Fat Chow.

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