THIS MOVIE IS HILARIOUS

Been a while since I saw this garbage, but I'd point out the fact that EVERY time you see an artillery shell explode, you can see the hole in the ground where the fake explosives are housed, BEFORE they go off!

Oh, and the PTSD Cage has with a cooling fan, of all things? Wtf was with that?!


That is one big plie of sh*t.- Ian Malcolm

at the end when noah emmerichs character says he scared because he running out of ammo despite all the rifles of dead soilders laying around

ha ha ha ha - Never have I seen so much intestinal fortitude since Hulk Hogan rallied from oblivion to defeat Andre the Giant.

the part where the Japanese soldier almost seems to dance in front of the machine gun while being shot.
the part where the guy with the chocolate bar feels so much for the safety of the japanese girl that he doesn't go for safety, but makes sure she is safe, and so dies because of it. WTF.
Plus Nicholas Cage trying to be serious....that was pretty pathetic.

People, I think that none of you understood the movie, because if you did, you wouldn't talk like that. The message of this movie isn't "Once upon a time in WW2, there was a man that killed the Japs and in the end he died"... I'm not saying that all the stuff from the movie is real, but it's not the point. The point is how a marine reacts when he understands that he is back in the war, just because he has to protect a man that looks like men that killed all the friends he had, that looks like men that he hates the most and that he looks like men that are the only reason for him to get back in the war so he could kill them some more. And after all that, he dies trying to save his life. If any of you tried to look at that side of the movie, you wouldn't say one bad word about it...

lol I like this movie, but also loved the ridiculous parts.

- all of the artillery and frags in the movie were like handheld napalms, but no one ever lights on fire from them.

- Cage fires 4 shots and practically 8 guys all fall in unison with their "agghh!". LOL!

- The neck slice scene. Suddenly, if you just cut the guys throat slightly he's instantly dead.

- Yahtzee looks like a "nip," so he puts on a uniform from a dead guy and somehow teleports with his super Yahtzee teleporting machine to the enemy lines. Cage gets there and tells Yahtzee to hit him obviously in English, but the retarded Japanese blind soldiers don't wonder why cage is talking to their Navajo-Japanese friend (who they've never seen before) in English. Cage jumps into the radio station, but nobody in the bunker seems to notice. Instead, Cage mows them all down with his super-accurate Thompson that has a 1000 bullet capacity. The Thompson also seems to have magical powers, since it teleported into Cage's arms after he fell into the radio station. Or maybe the Japanese had one ready in case an American soldier killed them and jumped into their radio station.

- Obvious fake head when Slater gets his head chopped off. Looked like one of those Halloween masks.

- In the end, Cage suddenly has a bullet hole in his chest 5 mins after the shooting stops.

- 30 second satchel charge timer. They could have just picked it up and thrown in back.

- The Greek guy jumps up and says "you killed your own!" no artillery firing and the shooting suddenly stops.

- When Yahtzee says "cut me in!" or something - the way he said it was bizarre and pretty hillarious.

- The satchel explosion. LMAO. It explodes, and cage flies in the air uneffected by shrapnel. Another funny part was when Yahtzee and Cage are running back after the behind enemy lines scene. Looks like theyre skipping or something - too funny. LOL

- I also laughed when the stock footage came on.

-Chick strafing with the BAR had me rolling. Apparently he's a superhero too.



I don't understand why people hate this movie. It's cheap entertainment not meant to be taken seriously. This movie is hillarious and not bad at all if taken lightly. There are movies that are so much worse than this.

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Best part ever... Christian Slater getting his head chopped off. I was having one of the worst days ever when I watched this 4 years ago and when that happened I couldn't stop laughing... currently watching this movie again with some friends and looking forward to DVRing the part with the head chop over and over and over....

Someone may have mentioned this,
but what about the part where Ben asked Enders (Cage) where Ox and Whithorse are, his answeres were hilarious,
eg.
Ben "Where's Ox and Whitehorse?"
Enders "Over there"
Ben "What happened?"
Enders "Well, I took my grenade, and i threw it and I blew 'em up"
classic

yeah we don't kno what war is like. but we do know that its not like this. stupid. the reason we are laughing at this piece of *beep* this wasn't made to be a good war movie. it was made to show nick cage running around with a gun and shooting 200 japanese without having to reload. i guess thats what war is then right?