Family Guy transcript (madonna)


For anybody who watches Family Guy here's the transcript of what they said about Madonna:

Peter: Could there be anyone stupider than me?
(pause)
Brian: Madonna?
Peter: Oh yeah. She's pretty stupid. That's something we can all agree on, right?
Brian: Absolutely, yeah. Francis?
Francis: Oh, major idiot. Major idiot.
Brian: Yeah, well gosh, you know? I guess we do have some common ground here after all.
Peter: And "La Isla Bonita?" not a real place. I looked it up. Couldn't find it. Bought a globe. Couldn't find it.
Brian: Oh yeah. That makes her a liar too.
Francis: She's awful.
Peter: Awful, awful woman.
Brian: I agree. Yeah.
Francis: And she's a whore.
Brian: Oh yeah. Big time.
Peter: Oh yeah. Everybody. Uh, Canseco? Ew.
Brian: Dennis Rodman?
Peter: Dennis Rodman. Right, right.
Francis: Rodman? My god!
Peter: I think he lost all his money, didn't he?
Brian: Rodman lost it? Are you sure you're not thinking of M.C. Hammer?
Peter: No, no. Well, him too, but I read it somewhere, I think it was in, like, Stuff, or something? Oh no, no, you know what it was? It was on Real Sports with Bryant Gumbel, and they said that he's in the poor house now.
Francis: You think she'd do him now?
Peter: I, well? Would Madonna do Rodman now? Oh yeah. Because it's not about the money, it's about pissing off daddy.
Brian: That's right. She's got a lot of problems.
Francis: Lot of problems.
Peter: Yeah, well we are smarter. We are smarter than...than Madonna.
Francis: Oh. No question.

Transcripted by me.

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