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Gun to yer head while getting a blow job



Uhh.. Don't get me wrong that girl going down on Hugh Jackman near the beginning was beautiful.

But is it just me or would it be near impossible to maintain an erection while craking a code with a gun in your face to boot?

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You....

Was it the one about the hooker with Dysentery?

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How delusional are you? You wouldn't be able to get one with that many people in the room.

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I sure as hell couldn't do it - but there are worse ways to go out...

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Well as far as I remember he atained his erection before the gun was pointed at his head, correct? I imagine if the girl is talented (we should assume she is) she could literally force his penis to go erect just out of sucking power and the proper grasp of the penis causing higher level of blood flow in than blood flow out. Did he cum though? That is probably less beleivable. Maybe he's just really quick. She was fit though.

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"Well as far as I remember he atained his erection before the gun was pointed at his head, correct? I imagine if the girl is talented (we should assume she is) she could literally force his penis to go erect just out of sucking power and the proper grasp of the penis causing higher level of blood flow in than blood flow out. Did he cum though? That is probably less beleivable. Maybe he's just really quick. She was fit though."


WHAT ARE YOU, A PENIS DOCTOR????



Please excuse any spelling errors or mistakes in my posts.

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I'm not aware such a thing exists, but I have a dick, I know how it works, and I've been on the receiving end of a number of excellent blowjobs. Anyway, this is really just common sense.

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I beleive the term you're looking for is Urologist

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As far as I'm concerned, they never said he was erect while she was sucking him off. I mean, I recieved a few blowjobs in my day but I don't think it's impossible to recieve head with unerect penis. That's all I'm saying.

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Watch the scene again. The man had an orgasm. Can't have an orgasm if you're not erect.

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LMAO! I love this thread! I've never had a gun pointed at my head with a chick boppin her head up and down on my dick at the same time. If it ever happens I'll let you all know lol. It'll either be the last orgasm I ever have, or I'll be on here telling you lot how great she was, and the gun made it that much more itense!

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Regardless of how old this post is, I would like to point out that it most definitely is possible to have an orgasm while unerect. While it may be difficult to achieve the level of stimulation required, it IS possible.

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Nope. It's pee-pee doctor.

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Penis Doctor .. ROTFLMAO Ha Ha Brilliant :o))


Deckard, 2 63 54, I'm filed and monitored

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Hell bound your retarded...

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Motion seconded.

-DC

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A penis doctor. I'm thinking of a dick in a white medical coat.





"I like my women same way like I like my coffee ... Puerto Rican."

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This thread is hilarious. Especially the It was kind of uncomfortable because it was more like slurping line, a trained comic would spend days trying to get that image through to an audience so casually and comically.

Carmine - King of the COGs

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Is the girl included in the cast list? What's her name?

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Regina Filangie.

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This thread is great. Funniest one I've seen on these boards.

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Helga is played by a woman named Laura Lane..............

Not alot of info on her on IMDB.

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movielikerlover ....... WHAT ARE YOU, A PENIS DOCTOR????

LMAO, brilliant I did Laugh Out Loud at that comment.




Deckard B26354, I'm filed and monitored

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Everytime this movie is on TV I watch this scene, it is truly original and I also love this scene - quite SEXY!!!

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why did he seem like he was getting ready to cry?

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the he didn't exist And like that-he's gone

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I love that scene too. The utter godlessness of the whole thing had a certain devilish appeal to it. I bet Gabriel could have had him killed right there, had the body taken out back and then joined the dance floor with Ginger like nothing ever happened.

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Great Scene.

Not sure I could manage to keep a chubby one with a gun to my head though (No Pun intended)

However if Halle Berry took over then it would be a totally different story.

Oh Baby!!

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By far the best thread I've seen in a while thank you

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then hit enter and crack another code..hahaha

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I love all the thought gone into this topic. It's wonderful.

I'm sure whilst having the gun to the head simultaneously with the blowjob, you'd experience a multitude of emotions.

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Ah... but she is good, isn't she? ;-)


'Before this war is over, the world will know that few stood against many.' - 300

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lol!

There's no way it would go soft. If you've had a girl play with your penis, it don't matter if they use their hand, fingers, tongue, lips... it will stay UP. Especially as Helger is so damn hot.

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Do you think Laura actually gave Hugh a blowjob in that scene? I mean I know cinema sexuality is fake, but it kinda looked legit.

Also, yes, Stan did cum. Because when Gabriel says, "I was just, just *beep*ing with you Stan," Stan makes a sound and Helga sits up and wipes her mouth.

As for this thread, I am sure it would be easy to maintain an erection because Helga is hot. Plus it's a blowjob...unless you cum, you're gonna have an erection.

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"You think it is over, but the games have just begun."

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"Do you think Laura actually gave Hugh a blowjob in that scene?"

lol are u serious??
of course it looked legit
its called acting, kid

fool

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the funniest thread in imdb ever! lol..


are u a pennis doctor?
no..but i have a pennis..i know hw it wrks



whts that girls name..?
Regina Filange..

lol lol lol..roflol!!

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Yep that was hugh's payment for the movie plus he got to have sex with halle berry.

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Anyone no the name of this chic lol she is HOT

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Look for "Helga" under the credits.

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"You think it is over, but the games have just begun."

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Quite a day at work for hugh I'm sure.

"Hey Hugh?"
"yeh?"
"Today, ye'll be playing a man who tries to crack open a $git-hard code, whilst having a gun pointed at his head, and getting a blow-job, think you can do that?"
"Sure"
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I'll play Harry for HALF of what Radcliff gets!

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I mean Helga was hot but I think it would have been hotter if Ginger went down on him.

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Meh I would have just kept staring at Halle.. that would have kept me going..

When the Defecation hits the Oscillation.

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If nothing else, this thread supports that old saw "men are pigs" ...alas, ye are, ye are!

<sigh>

"I jumped off a roof for you"

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