'Heroes' in movies


So I was watching America Outlaws with Colin Ferral last night and I do enjoy the movie. It's well made, although probably a made up story of Jesse James, but still good. At the beginning there's a scene where Jesse and the other men he's traveling with are ambushed. Jesse of course is the big hero and kills a lot of them without getting killed. He runs through gunfire, but all the bullets just seem to miss him. So here's a list of things that heroes in movies are portrayed as.

1. They are always good looking and maybe a little high on themselves. For example, James Bond.

2. Everything works out for them. For example, Jesse in American Outlaws should've died in the beginning scene and James Bond never fails.

3. They always get all the women. In James Bond's case, he never married, but was always in bed with a woman at the end.

4. Everyone worships their butts. That would explain what I wrote in number one.

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James Bond married in On Her Majesty's Secret Service.

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