Officially the weirdest


OK, this is officially the weirdest movie I have ever seen, and that includes Liquid Sky and Forbidden Zone. I agree with some other bloggers here about acid. This is as if someone stared at Frank Frazetta Barsoom paintings for a week while dropping purple windowpane continuously and reading Zane Gray in Esperanto and playing the soundtrack from The Rocky Horror Show at peak volume along with the Trogs, the Pixies, and the Monks, and then decided to make a movie. It's a little bit Oliver!, a little bit Firefly, a little bit Triumph of the Will, and a little bit Three Penny Opera, with a whole lot of its own self bulging out in between. It's solid black and white. It reminds me of The World's Greatest Sinner, and isn't a thing like it. It's like an homage to something that hasn't been made yet, or a satire in a genre that hasn't yet been invented. And, yet, it is deadly serious. It's like it's played for laughs, but it's more noir than anything Raymond Chandler could have imagined in his deepest delirium. It's in the same class as Naked Lunch, being in no class at all. Have you seen any Marilyn Manson or Tom Waits music videos, then you might be prepared for this movie. Have a drink first. Several. Like a cheap trick in a bad part of town, it could be surprisingly worth it.

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Wasn't Richard Riehle in this movie?

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hey you! you use commas like a wealthy retard buying sno-cones and popcorn in bulk. learn about the semi-colon. that way, maybe your "friends" will just consider you semi-retarded. great. you said "it's like a homage to something that hasn't been made yet." what have you been drinking? "it's solid black and white." well, there's a gray area there too, and i think that's where your comment comes into play. Marilyn Manson videos? Tom Waits music videos? no. i don't think the director of this film was on acid, but i do believe you're the most incredibly ridiculous person of the 30th century. hey you! send me a postcard from the future where i can make up a homage of something that doesn't quite exist yet.

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mjubera - I enjoyed your post very much. For some odd reason I am now feeling an overwhelming urge to stalk you down and then murder you.

How's that for an homage to something that doesn't quite exist... yet.

Is this post creepy or am I just high?

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do it. i'm increasingly needing more excitement in my life. i promise you, if one day you're behind my shower curtain, you better not have a gun. i want this to end with knives and/or meat cleavers

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hey, you came back!... now tell me where you live.

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163 Arborside Dr., Augusta, Ga.

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are you coming over?!?

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Ha! I could.

I live in northeast Alabama.

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cool! maybe we could catch a beer and drink a movie...then, kill each other with scalding baked potatoes. possibly shoving them down your throat? what will you do with yours?

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You can come to Aroney, Alabama on Oct. 30th and go to a party we'll be having. Eat some mushrooms, listen to some heavy bands, maybe have a circle jerk on some trailer park skank... ya know, but don't be looking at my junk while we do it.

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well, some time has passed. uh, sorry i didn't make it to your party, as i've just checked your past message. it sounded pretty good, was it?

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