EB White's characters were messed up!!!

E.B. White's characters were really messed up. I will tell you how.

Stuart- A mouse, YUCK!!! Enough said.

Snowbell- A cat that is always trying to eat or victimize poor Stuart, in short, a mean bully.

Wilbur- A fat, disgusting glutton of a pig!

Templeton- Another glutton, greedy, obsessed with food, who rivals Wilbur in gluttony.

Charlotte- A sick, blood sucking disgusting spider! Lets face it, spiders are disgusting! And she catches poor helpless insects, wraps them up in silk, and then sucks them dry! How messed up is that!

Fern- A stupid girl obsessed with a stupid pig.

Fern's mom- An annoying nag of a mom.

Louis- A stupid swan who can't even talk.

And furthermore I would like to say that EB White is not fair. He is not fair because of how he ended the Stuart Little book. The way the book ends, Stuart drives off in his little car to try to find his friend the bird, Marglo I think her name was, but it ends in a cliffhanger because we don't find out if he finds her. A friend of mine said that E.B. White isnt fair for ending it in a cliffhanger like that because we don't know if Stuart finds Marglo. So I would like to say that E.B. White is not fair the way he ended it.