"we were 13, it was a one-night stand, it wasn't particularly memorable"

This always eeks me out. Because you generally need a fair bit of experience before you can utter something like "It was a one-night stand, it wasn't particularly memorable." So to be that experienced already at 13, ew ew ew. I know they're fictional, and it was with someone her own appropriate age, but still, just, ew.