1) Do not drink to much
2) Always try ti go for the hottest chicks (if you can twins)
3) Watch animals documentaries, it can be useful in case of kidnapping
- You don't need to put your P in a V right now.
- No, I need to B my L on someone's T's!
4) That 3 is a very long way from 100
5) Never to watch this movie again... EVER!
oh... AND THEN?
7) A Barn is red
8) Continuum Transfunctioner is a mysterious thing.
9. pizza that has been on the ceiling is still edible.
10. stoner dogs do not like having their pipe taken away.
11.one can have a break dancing stripper emergency.
12. Fabio likes to have contests while sitting at red lights.
13. The Continuum Transfunctioner's mystery is only exceeded by it's power.
14. Watching cops helps you out when you get arrested.
15. Hanging out with busty chicks can get you broken up with your girlfriend.
16. Space nerds may be funny looking, but they can track you down anywhere.
17. Interstellar jumpsuits look a lot like bubble wrap.
18. Animal Planet is not a reliable source of info about ostriches.
19. Brent Spiner might have made a good decision to go uncredited for this film.
20. Then again, Animal Planet might actually be a good source of ostrich info after all!
21. A Rubic's cube just might not be what it seems.
22. Super hot giant aliens can get really mad when they don't get the transfunctioner.
23.Crazy straws can come in handy when you need to save the universe.
24.And then, and then, and then,.......is really annoying.
25. A 'special treat' might not be what you were hoping it is.
26. Alien necklaces have special powers guys like. Sweet!!!
27. Old ladies can survive getting hit by a car, and then, and then.....they flip you OFF!!!!
28 a hot chick could have a dick.
29 the two guardians of the universe can't be five.
30 dads and sons like to share a moment looking under girls skirts.
31 men kissing each other is disgusting, but transgenders kissing each other is undecided.
32 cults who believe in conspiracy theories might be right after all.
33 when cults kidnap you they have to take your pants off before they let you wear them again.
34 ostriches bury their heads in the sand and tops of cars.
35 you don't get to shave in a cage.
36 there are people live in your wardrobes and piss in your plants pots.
37 twin girls don't look like each other.
38 if you can't get the hot chicks go back to your girl friend.
39 alien eyes become blue after loosing.
40 german and french people can be good.
41 cult people trust naked fat people more than thin people wearing cloths.
42 if you stand in the middle of the street you might be hit by a car, twice.
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43 Jesse and Chester have a cat and a dog somewhere in their house
44 Giant 30 foot hot aliens wear cute bunny underwear
45 Somehow you can learn a foreign language overnight, despite being so wasted you can't even remember it until you see the certificates
46 Even blind kids can cop a feel ;)
47 Hoboken is apparently a place to banish alien hot chicks, so go to Hoboken for some alien hookups :)
48 Jennifer Garner looked amazing even back in 2000
49 When giant 30 foot alien chicks explode, their stomach contents don't
50 Sometimes the end credits bloopers have funnier moments than the main film
51 Alien necklaces give the best boob jobs
52 Regulation 457XY2-665 can be broken, if given permission by your supervisor
53 Zoltan actually respects his parents
54 Cult members can't recognize their kidnap victims, even when they're standing right next to them
55 Neuralizers are not limited to the MIB agents
56 United State of Amerind is not real money, dammit!
57 Jesse Montgomery is the third of his line
58 Super hot giant aliens swallow. Just don't ask them to ;)
Great minds think alike. Greater minds think independently.
59. You can survive just on pudding
60. If a girl's last name is 'Boner' she won't notice how aptly named she is
61. Girls randomly walk up to you if you don't remember your party last night and will make out with you and let you feel her boob.
Only one? Oh, you poor wee thing! ;)
"Don't let my logic get in the way of your stupidity"
Ok, decoding 'bro talk':
T : Titties
B: Butt, backside(same thing)?
L : Leg?Loins? Lamchop?
Halp, my bro speak is limited. Maybe the phrase makes no sense and that is what they wanted.