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Funniest moments from the movie!


When Dizzy flies by on the motorcycle and the dude pisses on the black guys shoes and he says "Hey, watch it. These are Dockers!" Funny as hell.

And then when the motorcycle goes through the garage door and the fat kid says "Now remember, I won't always be around to do that for you!"

Post some more funny moments!

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"Go Rocky Creek! Go Rocky Creek!Go Rocky Creek! Yeaaah! Go Rocky Creek! Go Rocky Creek! WHOOOOOOOO!!!"

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--Myk

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"That's my microphone!" *proceeds to open a case of whoop ass*

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Mine are when Dizzy has to drag the bully's bod into school with the classical music and when the bully and his friends are watching are under the bleachers and he smashes the beer can on his friends head and then the friend tries to leave and bashes his head on the bleachers... That *beep* is so random I crack up everytime.

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Something like-
A: "You know, before I met Gil, I probably would have rejected you and walked away, wiggling my ass so you'd know what you were missing."
B: "Oh, well, the world is upside down."
A: "In a few minutes, you will be too."




"Love is watching someone die."

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I like when Dizzy was taking "tough guy" lessons from the prisoners.

Then I like when Gill enters into his new school

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Any time the little guy says "Ed Ligget, Tuba"

The short one's gawking at me and the tall one's being very droll.

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- Black dude is making the "whipped" noise to Conner under the bleachers...
- Conner to Black Dude, "Dude, do you ever shut up" ***smashes soda can on Black Dude's head***
- Black Dude to Conner, "Man, that's not funny" ***and he walks away but slams his head on the bleacher and gets knocked out***

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"Tiger Claw!!!"

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"are you sure it's not "Tiger Paw"????"

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Haha, when he is at prison...

Eddie Griffin: "Cock it, shoot the gun, shoot the gun!!"
(Haha, DJ tries to do it, and falls off of the bunk bed)

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When Dizzy is throwing fake gang signs to the mexican and the dude says "I think he just told me to steal home"

lol

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The funniest scene is where Dizzy throw the perfume-scented invitation, creating more fire, and Genesis background music begins as he walks away.

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when they do the looking ..

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It wasn't a funny "line," but I thought it was funny to see the scumbag Barkley fumble and cost his team the state title against the Highlanders. To top it off, he got knocked on his azz twice on the play.

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