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Funniest Mommet

posted 19 years ago by dsantana24
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Ali G
"The names James Bond .... James....Bond"
"I am Locust *beep* to you"
"Will man ever walk on sun?"
"Is Disney Land/World Part of the U.N?"
"There is a Horse in Venus?"

Borat
"I like Shoot Dog."
"My Cram is very heavy"
"Sexy Time!!!"
"Ploy Experiance"
"YOU ARE FAT!!!"
"There is a Smell... it smell like a sh!t!!!"
"My Sister ... is a prost!Tute"

Bruno
"Begin to look"
"Hitler has a fashin sence"
"make a sign to all the deaf kids or dead kids"
"Thank you that means alot to me"

[–] sbernad 19 years ago

Bujaksha!
I is ready
Were you jeallous on Louis Armstrong?
Can I touch them(balls)?
Hitler has a style..and a massage..almost Like Christina Aguillera!!!!!

[–] Scorpion_Deathlock 19 years ago

The dirty hippopotamus-part in that episode!

All I wanna do is zooma-zoom-zoom-zoom and a boom-boom!

[–] sikwitit23 19 years ago

I found the 'ali g in da porno' bit pretty damn funny. I was wondering if anyone knew who the redheaded porn chick was who couldn't understand ali g was - she was fine.

" Are A class drugs called that cos they are beta quality " - Ali g
" In Kazhikstan we have show called 'dancing dog' ... the floor is quite hot so the dog is jumping"

[–] SprDud417 19 years ago

"Austria gay tv?!?"

I kill chicken corpses by eating them alive.

[–] armedelmo 19 years ago

Ali G:
"She look at his dong, very nice"
"Its called, a kiss on the lips. Not those one's you dirty devil."
"The problem is, when bitches be reading it on the bus, they don't have privacy to strum their own banjo, you know flick thier own bag bean."
"I was at me mate's Dave's house, you know Arnold Hitler, the one with the stash? Yeah his bitch had kinda the same one on her "whistles".
"So where are the tigers?"
"Diggity check yoself befo you wreck self."
Booyakasha!
Theres really too many for him.

Borat:
"May I make shi_t in house?"
"If she cheat, I crush her."
"You are tiny, I crush you."
"Do you like porno? I like! I like shaved pussy!"
"Throw ze jew down the well!"

Bruno:
"Burt Reynolds, keep him in ze ghetto, or train to Aushvitz?"
"P-A-R-T-Y! Alright one more time but with a little more energy."
"You had 9-11, now there's this, he's like a mini 9-11."
"Say hi from Austria gay TV!
"What about, being fabulous. Is that an Ach ya, or Nish nish."

This show is pure gold.

"Live or die, make your choice"
-Jigsaw

[–] jack324 18 years ago

These aren't exact quotes, so don't jump down my throat if I mess them up a bit. So, just a few of the many quotes I love:
Ali G: "When I's a boning me Julie"
Ali G: (To an abstinent man) "You's a virgin? Hahahaha!"
Borat: (Explaining his social hierarchy) "In Kazakhastan, we have saying. It goes man, camel, donkey, rat, women, insect"
Bruno: "What about being fabulous? Nich nich or ach ja?"

"Es tan corto el amor, y tan largo el olvido"

[–] remi_de_large 16 years ago

Is consistency important?

[–] bistritapcv (1657) 2 years ago

[a basketball bounces because it is full of air]

This room is full of air. How come it don't bounce.

[–] kmoviestar13 18 years ago

Borat: Eehh...how do I gain entry to ze...vagine? WAAAHHHH! hahaha loves it!!

[–] kosk11348 18 years ago

I thought the funniest moment when he told the economist it wasn't a good idea to "buy low and sell high" since the last time he was high he sold his car for 24 chicken McNuggets.

"A man is his own easiest dupe, for what he wishes to be true he generally believes to be true."

[–] MADD_mann2004 18 years ago

Ali G: "Sex can lead to nasty things like herpes, gonorrhea, and something called relationships."

Borat: Yakshemash! In US of A, democracy is very different from Kazakhstan. In America, woman *can* vote, but horse - *cannot*!

Bruno: What's up? Being gay is the new coolest thing, which is why I came to gayest part of America ? Alabama!

[–] pacscistaff 16 years ago

The joke about trying to get a hotel room on the moon but the guy couldn't get one because the Moon Was FULL. ha ha. Buzz Aldrin seemed to like it. Or not. :D
I think the whole first series could have been funnier if the old uptight white guys had a better sense of humor. They seemed to get very mean sometimes.

[–] remi_de_large 16 years ago

Specially when Ali G stated that ALL nuns are part time strippers, hahaha, the face the priest had was unique.

[–] bistritapcv (1657) 2 years ago

Well, how would you react?

[–] MrsMonroe74 15 years ago

ali g
"is it anything in there that makes you dance like a prick?"
"i don't like touching blokes."
"do you flush or do you just drop it in the hole? i has me suspicions,shame on you. no,shame on you."
"have a commercial of them eating a big mac,& then dying of cancer."
"me mate rainbow jeremy rejects anything to do with science,for real you can go chack out his web site."

borat
"me & you? when do we have a sexy time?"
dating coach:"well that's not gonna happen."
"i like you. do you like me?"

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[–] Von_SM 15 years ago

Ali G telling the science teacher how he produced a solid from a gas on a date. The teachers face at the end was priceless.

[–] leeconferido 15 years ago

Borat:
"The favorite sexual position in Kazhakstan is dog-style, the woman goes like this (demonstrates by bending over), then the dog..."

Bruno:
"I named the baby traditional African name: O.J."

Ali G.: the Jarvis Cocker episode, where Ali helps Jarvis promote his latest single, "Help the Muthafu#%@ng Aged". Hilarious clip. Epic.

[–] popthree 12 years ago

Everytime he says "PUNANI"

Check My Guitar Video here : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXVYXprSS_c

[–] EmilylnWonderland 11 years ago

Borat: "In my country, "bush" means hair on the testes, and Barbara means "to eat." So whenever we hear "Barbara Bush" . . ." [starts giggling]