quotes


Whats ya'll's' favorite quotes from teh film....

Jeff:We're in college...bag your own bitch
Ethan: Angela is not a bitch!!!

You are mine *beep*

if two of us are talking to you, watch out, cause the third one is going through your *beep*

dont knock masterbation....its sex with someone i love

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"No one calls me a retard you freakin' hobo!"

University of Georgia Bulldawgs!

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that whole monologue about how "we are being screwed by the system, the system that makes us like girls...we can have sex, many guys at a time, but its not gay."

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DAVE!!.........FUDGE!!!<-----greatest line in the movie

WHat do you want?? money ? free luandry ?? a ERUO PASS?? NO NO! ......wait a EURO PASS?? NO!!

ohh oh i dont do SMACK-DOOBIE-JOINT HEADS.......no no this does not agree with me

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I like when Ethan is trying talk to Angela in her room at night and he's like "I am so scared for us right now" I love that!

the freakin hobo comment and the "so just on the boobies" comments have already been mentioned, they are my faves.

or at the very end when the teachers assistant says that ethan is in violation of the honour code and ethan says that the copy wasn't his and the TA says "You just handed it to me" and then ethan says "Are you crazy?" I love that!!!

The scene where the guy ( i am drawing a total blank on the characters name right now) is at the club in his underwear holding a cigarette and a drink and he spills it on the "hot chick" That is such a classy scene!!!

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oh and the part where ethan says "I had a nickname for you. I'm not gonna say what it is...okay it was laser!" That was a good one too.

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dave "whats that smell?"
ethan "maybe its your ass getting kicked out of school."

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I love the "Seed of Doubt" trick. Espescially: "I, ladies, am a professional, airline, pilot."

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It has already been mentioned a couple of times before, but I have to restate it because of its comic genius. "So..just on the boobies?"

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* "Oh God... that's my mom!"

... and of course; my 'sig'...





I didn't make it. It fell out of your hair that way, and I want it back!

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Dave, is this true? You have to do gay porn before you work in straight porn?

You gotta work through gay porn before they let you set foot in hetero.

Fellas. Really?

Dave, is this true? You have to do gay porn before you work in straight porn?

True. What a dirty, despicable business.

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