Tom Green was deeply disturbed...
I am from Ottawa like Green. Back when he had a local cable show, he went to the rest room live on camera and went into the stall. He picked his turd out of the toilet, carried it back into the studio and tucked into a Barbie Doll bed. On the way, he showed it to audience members and one man was stupid enough to touch it, thinking it was fake.
Here is the clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66wi9PLIS_E